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#4
Oh
My
God

That man is going to have the most wonderful sex next time he gets deployed

EDIT: I didnt actually watch them till now, that sucked
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#8
There's a Marine Corps ball? That's one organization I didn't expect to have a dance.
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#11
Publicity stunt.
And she's doing it for her country.
And JT told her to do it.
JT
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#12
Damn... I wanted to do that with Natalie Portman. Only problem is that I have to time travel to before she got lost her virginity, got pregnant and got married. Who on here has a time machine that I can borrow?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#15
At the usual idiots on Youtube, forcing themselves to find a reason to insult the Marine:
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"This just comes of as arrogant and trying to be better than everyone else there blah blah troll troll"


OT Cool for the guy.
She really sounds like a bimbo though
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#16
Quote by Neo Evil11
Damn... I wanted to do that with Natalie Portman. Only problem is that I have to time travel to before she got lost her virginity, got pregnant and got married. Who on here has a time machine that I can borrow?


You only date virgins?
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#17
did he suffer a head injury in combat? why would he ask Mila Kunis?
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#18
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HE IS MY GOD.

How the **** does this work?
I'm going to ask Susan Coffey out now.


Not if I get their first!
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#19
Quote by Todd Hart
Not if I get their first!



Their first what......?


#21
Quote by Todd Hart
Not if I get their first!

Wait ...wait.... that's not right.
Don't you mean 'they're' ?


...


...
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#22
Quote by padgea7x
Wait ...wait.... that's not right.
Don't you mean 'they're' ?


...


...

Don't you mean "there"?
Ugh. I'm confused now.
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#24
I've made like, twenty videos JUST like that. She never even responded.

Bullshit.
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#25
Quote by Borelord666
Don't you mean "there"?
Ugh. I'm confused now.

Their their, it's alright to be confused now and then.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#26
Quote by Steve635z
Their first what......?



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#27
the pit should make some videos like this.. see how many people we can get to do shit like that with us
#33
Watching that video, I have to say......

What on Earth made this guy want to ask her out? She seems like a really snooty type. Didn't seem very bright either.

Oh well. Still cool I guess.
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#34
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You only date virgins?


She has to be pure like she had been in my dreams. She was the perfect, unreachable woman. Now she is a pregnant slut.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#36
Quote by muffinduck01
What on Earth made this guy want to ask her out? She seems like a really snooty type. Didn't seem very bright either.

This.

He should have asked out someone like Evangeline Lily or Rashida Jones.
#37
To be honest, she seems quite annoying and has that really annoying californian high school attitude and voice.

Yes she's attractive, but just no.
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#38
I didnt know who Mila Whatshername was. I thought she was an insurgent/member of al quaida!!

That girl gonna get raped
#39
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Looks like Meg Griffin finally found a date to the prom!


I almost got MAD when I realized they were the same person.
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#40
Quote by ethan_hanus
Ha, you'd be surprised how civilized the Military actually is.

LOL
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