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#3
Leonardo Di Caprio.

Man I'd like to fuck.

They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#7
Lrn wut milf iz
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#8
i don't think those two are old enough to be considered milfs, regardless of whether they have kids or not. it's more age than the fact that they actually have a kid that matters.

and these "post pictures of hot women" threads never turn out well, and always get closed.
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i don't think those two are old enough to be considered milfs, regardless of whether they have kids or not. it's more age than the fact that they actually have a kid that matters.

and these "post pictures of hot women" threads never turn out well, and always get closed.



That.
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Quote by theogonia777
i don't think those two are old enough to be considered milfs, regardless of whether they have kids or not. it's more age than the fact that they actually have a kid that matters.

and these "post pictures of hot women" threads never turn out well, and always get closed.


Jennifer Aniston is like 41. Jessica Alba is a mother. Both MILFS.
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Jennifer Aniston is like 41. Jessica Alba is a mother. Both MILFS.

Does Jennifer Aniston have kids?
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Quote by GibsonMan321
Jennifer Aniston is like 41. Jessica Alba is a mother. Both MILFS.
Jennifer Aniston doesn't have kids so she'd be a cougar. Jessica Alba has a kid, but is only 30 so she isn't old enough.

Age has to be a factor. If not, a 18 year old senior in high school could get pregnant and be considered a milf.

From the element4433 dictionary:

Milf: n. An attractive woman with children that you want to bang. In order to qualify as a milf, the woman must be old enough to be your own mother.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
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uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
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Quote by GibsonMan321
Jennifer Aniston is like 41. Jessica Alba is a mother. Both MILFS.


Jennifer Aniston doesn't look anywhere near as old as she is, she could pass for like 27 or something. that defeats the whole purpose. age itself is just a number. and like i said, it doesn't really matter if they have kids or not. like element said, nobody would consider an 18 year with a kid to be a milf.
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Quote by theogonia777
Jennifer Aniston doesn't look anywhere near as old as she is, she could pass for like 27 or something. that defeats the whole purpose. age itself is just a number. and like i said, it doesn't really matter if they have kids or not. like element said, nobody would consider an 18 year with a kid to be a milf.


Wrong Wrong Wrong.

It defeats the whole purpose of being called a MILF

Mother I'd like to f***

If Anything Aniston would fall under the mature category.

Jeez you kids these days....
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Quote by theogonia777
Jennifer Aniston doesn't look anywhere near as old as she is, she could pass for like 27 or something. that defeats the whole purpose. age itself is just a number. and like i said, it doesn't really matter if they have kids or not. like element said, nobody would consider an 18 year with a kid to be a milf.
I also said they have to have kids.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#23


Totally counts and is older than my mum.

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Jennifer Aniston doesn't have kids so she'd be a cougar. Jessica Alba has a kid, but is only 30 so she isn't old enough.

Age has to be a factor. If not, a 18 year old senior in high school could get pregnant and be considered a milf.

From the element4433 dictionary:

Milf: n. An attractive woman with children that you want to bang. In order to qualify as a milf, the woman must be old enough to be your own mother.


Milf is an acronym for the definition. Maybe we should only call people mothers who actually take part in the act of mothering.

Also my mom and dad are pushin 60 so I guess by that rule I'm really just limited to Vanna White.
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Milf is an acronym for the definition. Maybe we should only call people mothers who actually take part in the act of mothering.

Also my mom and dad are pushin 60 so I guess by that rule I'm really just limited to Vanna White.
Old enough to be. Not the same age as.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
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Quote by theogonia777
i don't think those two are old enough to be considered milfs, regardless of whether they have kids or not. it's more age than the fact that they actually have a kid that matters.

wat

Milf = Mother I'd Like (to) ****, not old person I'd like to ****. That's a cougar.

Anywho, Kari Byron
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Regardless of whether or not she's had kids, I'd love to sling one up Aniston.
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#33
Nena

She's like 50 and has 2 kids
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Naah... j/k


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#39
Nigella Lawson

PHWOAR.
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