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#3
Olga Zajac kept Viktor Jasinski hostage? The obviously know each other and just wanted to get in the paper
#5
The hell...
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#8
older than the soviet union.
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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#9
Rape is hilarious.
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#11
Wow, this is the first story I've ever heard of a chick legitimately raping a dude. Now that's how you think outside the box, well done good ma'am!
"Both have now been arrested.
When police arrived to question Zahjac, she said: 'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left" I want to get abducted!!
'And if this clock keeps beating down, let the branded time keep playing, of all the minutes that were taken away, will your watch be waiting.'
#12
I think I might start breaking into hair salons...
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#13
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Rape is hilarious.

+1

He deserved getting the shit beat out of him but he was tied up for three days with no food and raped.
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brot pls
#14
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older than the soviet union.

This

Also ever since I watched The Accused, I can't find rape as funny anymore.
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This thread is as terrible as music, which sucks balls.
#15
wow, being a guy idk what to make of this!
you go to rob a salon and return with three days of sex with an ATHLETE , hmm..
#16
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wow, being a guy idk what to make of this!
you go to rob a salon and return with three days of rape with a MARTIAL ARTIST , hmm..

Fixed
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#19
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+1

He deserved getting the shit beat out of him but he was tied up for three days with no food and raped.

He ate something other than food.
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#21
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He ate something other than food.

You're right.


He ate Viagra too. >.>
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#22
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You're right.


He ate Viagra too. >.>





He clearly meant that the robber swallowed his pride.
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#23
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He clearly meant that the robber swallowed his pride.

Or the owner's pussy
#24
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This

Also ever since I watched The Accused, I can't find rape as funny anymore.


so, you're saying that it took a film for you to find rape less funny... not 'unfunny', just not as funny as it was before you watched the film
#25
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He clearly meant that the robber swallowed his pride.

He also got a taste of his own medicine. He shouldn't take advantage of others.


He did indeed eat things besides food.

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Or the owner's pussy

I don't know man. Doesn't add up.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#26
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Or the owner's pussy

What am I some kind of pervert?
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#27
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Or the owner's pussy


Pretty sure you don't literally eat the woman's vagina...
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#28
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Pretty sure you don't literally eat the woman's vagina...

Wait....


I think I need to apologize to a couple girls.....
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#29
I like seasoning on my vaginas.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


Free Jani92jani

Free Will Swanson
#30
Quote by BladeSlinger
Wait....


I think I need to apologize to a couple girls.....



hahahaha.

If I were that robber I don't think I would be that pissed. There have been robbers in the past who have had their plans foiled in WAY worse ways. That or they are forced to have sex once they get locked up.
#31
What would people say if the sexes were reversed? A woman robbing a store and a man tying her up and raping her repeatedly for three days?


Probably a different reaction.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#32
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Wait....


I think I need to apologize to a couple girls.....


I think you need to go to jail
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#33
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I think you need to go to jail

I think you need to shut up!
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#34
In Soviet Russia, girl rape you!

You knew it was coming.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#37
Sexy. I like this story.
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You should click on those, I think.



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#39
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Things like this thread are why I'm a masculist.

RAPE SUPPORTER
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#40
Quote by captaincrunk
Things like this thread are why I'm a masculist.
Because no one is taking it seriously, but if the man and woman were swapped everyone would be disgusted?
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