#1
So pit, a "friend" that I have just told me I was his best man at his wedding......But the thing is I never ever ever talk to this guy, and its really weird and creeping me. Like I saw him about 2 months back, and I said, "Hey!" and he looked at me and didnt even know who the hell I was. So, Pit, what would you do?


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#3
People are going to make links with best man & sex with bridesmaids
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

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#5
Quote by WhiskeyFace
He probably thinks you're someone else.

Do it.


Thats what Im thinking, I mean, the last time we really talked was in Kindergarten, and over Xbox LIVE for like 20 seconds. Im bumfuzzled...
#8
Wait, he said you 'were' his best man as in he's had a wedding and you were best man or he's having one and wants you to be his best man?
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#12
Quote by Trowzaa
Wait, he said you 'were' his best man as in he's had a wedding and you were best man or he's having one and wants you to be his best man?



No, he want me to be his best man.
#14
Quote by WhiskeyFace
If I were you I'd contact him and be like "Um ... I don't feel comfortable doing this because .... I don't know you"

Im just gonna be like yeah, my uhmm...World of Warcraft toon...died....
#15
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Im just gonna be like yeah, my uhmm...World of Warcraft toon...died....


I'm sorry to hear that.
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#16
This thread and your in-joke sig sucks!

It will be strange when you barely know him, ask him if he knows who you actually are.
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#18
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...yeah. When Cataclysm came out he hang him self from his flying mount.


Its ok.

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#21
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Its ok.

My toon died when The Exodar crashed.


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#22
I agree with the above comment, just make up some ridiculous stuff like the time he got really smashed and woke up in a field with a sheep attached to his ummm errr crotch etc etc
#23
Dude, just accept the guys gesture, eat food at the reception, stuff your face with cake, drink champagne, tell obnoxious stories about you guys' childhood whether true or false, and try to get laid by a bridesmaid.

Maybe he associates the time he's known you with closeness. thus making you his best man.....

Or he's a loser with no other friends.
#24
Quote by RazzleMCR1
No, he want me to be his best man.


Oh, just tell him no cos you barely know him. Or if he's one of those people with no friends then just do it to make him feel good.
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#25
Quote by RazzleMCR1
...I did, he informed me via Facebook.
I think hes drunk


Oh. Well in that case,
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#26
Quote by son_of_bodom
Dude, just accept the guys gesture, eat food at the reception, stuff your face with cake, drink champagne, tell obnoxious stories about you guys' childhood whether true or false, and try to get laid by a bridesmaid.

Maybe he associates the time he's known you with closeness. thus making you his best man.....

Or he's a loser with no other friends.



I think its the third reason. But Ill keep that in mind.
#28
Next time he asks, just tell him "No can dosville, baby doll."
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