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#4
sounds like he...

Got what was cumming to him.


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#5
I'd let her cut my penis if I had one.
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#6
I guess she didn't like where their marriage was heading.
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#8
Sounds like he......

Got his dick cut off by his wife.


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#9
The time has come for all to see

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#14
Lorena Bobbit cut off her husband's penis before it was mainstream.
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#15
It's crazy, she drugged him and everything. It wasn't some crazy spur of the moment psycho incident. It was a thought out plan.........It was read with crossed legs!
#17
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What is it about American women, and cutting the penises off their husbands??




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#18
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What is it about American women, and cutting the penises off their husbands??




The stories I hear about that always come from Asian women.
#19
Dick move
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#21
That's just below the belt man.
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#23
He has a future in midget porn.
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#24
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He has a future in midget porn.



Don't you mean Asian?
#25
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Don't you mean Asian?

Looks like that's where he was before he was cut.
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#26
"Aggravated mayhem"
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#27
Thats horrible. No pun intended.
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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#28
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"Aggravated mayhem"


I know! That's possibly the coolest sounding reason to get arrested ever!
#29
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Thats horrible. No pun intended.



I'm waiting for you to tell us that one of your friends had this happen to them.
#30
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I'm waiting for you to tell us that one of your friends had this happen to them.


Don't hold your breath.
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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#31
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Don't hold your breath.

One of my friends did that once
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#32
at the awesome puns. And the woman deserves a bro0tz punishment like torture. You do NOT mess with a mans junk. Do what you want but you leave the special are alone. Also the eyes. People damaging other peoples eyes piss me of.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at Jul 13, 2011,
#33
Quote by abdulalhazred
One of my friends did that once


Held his breath, or cut off his penis and chucked it in the garbage disposal?
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#34
What the **** did he do to deserve it?


Say "he deserved it" and not say why?!
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#35
They were getting divorced I think....But nobody deserves that.

Do you think they'll give him a prosthetic weiner?
Last edited by Steve635z at Jul 13, 2011,
#36
also, when after reading the thread title I eagerly awaited a thread containing all of these topics:
Porn
Booze
Weed
Shoops
I only got 1/2 of Porn. I am disappoint.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#37
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Held his breath, or cut off his penis and chucked it in the garbage disposal?

Held his breath.
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that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#38
So she threw his junk in the garbage disposal and didn't recycle it?

Disgusting.
Last edited by Duffman123 at Jul 13, 2011,
#39
So if he gets a prosthetic penis is he going to opt for one that's like 14 inches long?
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#40
^^Probably, so if he sees her again he can beat her to death with it!
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