#1
So i have this friend, hes a pretty cool guy, i like to joke around and fart and punch him, sometimes squeeze his butt. The thing is, im really attracted to him, and he kind of laughs it off, but i dont know if hes laughing with or at me, it makes me sad Ive been trying to get him to notice how much i adore him, so ive been complaining about lack of friends so he realizes how much i care, and i love throwing in a big ass comment to get him to look at my ass. He doesnt seem to understand that, im just making fun of friends because i want him to want me.

Anybody can explain how i can get him?
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#3
Invite him over to your house and when he shows up be laying on your couch completely naked with nothing but a small cloth over your junk.
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#4
Call me Andrew. It's my name.

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#6
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#7
Yeah so like simply using the conversation starter "look I really want to just say..." is out of the question? I feel like it would work.
#8
Do the "dick in a box" trick.
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