#1
I love how my arse feels after I wipe after I take a dump. Feels even better with skinny jeans and smooth boxers on afterwards. So much comfort in such a stupid piece of clothing [referring to the skinny jeans].

Anything else?
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#3
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#6
Finally reading a Woffelz thread not about pedophelia.
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#8
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Finally reading a Woffelz thread not about pedophelia.


Read between the lines.
I'mCool

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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#11
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I'm not sure what I find more worrying. A heterosexual male finding skinny jeans comfortable, or a heterosexual male enjoying the sensation of a hand between his ass cheeks.
#12
The feeling of doing a pee or poo when desperate. So much relief!

EDIT: Also, WINNING!
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bobwentpop, UG's favourite spontaneous combustion victim.
#16
Quote by Woffelz
I love how my arse feels after I wipe after I take a dump. Feels even better with skinny jeans and smooth boxers on afterwards. So much comfort in such a stupid piece of clothing [referring to the skinny jeans].

Anything else?



In satiric reference to another Pit thread...

Dude, that's pretty gay.
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#17
When I'm not having sex with fat chicks.
I walk the line between fantasy and reality. One is more fun, the other is where the food is.
#18
Being woken by thirst at 3 am, stumbling into the bathroom and straight up quaffing water. Feels good, man.
#19
Riding mah mopeds with a couple of friends, in a long line. Like wannabe a motorcycle gang
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#24
i love the feeling i get when i use the searchbar before making a new thread.
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#26
I am partial to learning really great things. Sometimes, if I really like the information I'm reading then I'll get light-headed.
#28
Pooping.
Winning.
Showering.
Powder snowboarding/skiing.
Rain.
Snow.
Being drunk.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#30
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I'm not sure what I find more worrying. A heterosexual male finding skinny jeans comfortable, or a heterosexual male enjoying the sensation of a hand between his ass cheeks.

You are just jealous because you can't fit into one.
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#31
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Pooping.
Winning.
Showering.
Powder snowboarding/skiing.
Rain.
Snow.
Being drunk.


winning sucks, i prefer losing and in the process, sabotaging everyone else