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Saw this in my email, and surprisingly there has been no Christian outrage about it. A Muslim group put this sign up near the spot where Jesus fell for a second time carrying a cross, and they claim he said exactly this:



Course, they are wrong, and substituted their own words in.

Who thinks this is an attempt by certain Muslims to enrage the Christan community and make them look bad? Or just a stupid banner put up by some stupid idiot?
#2
I think you'll find that was Jesus Navas, the Sevilla midfielder.
#4
Who cares, as far as religions go Islam>Christianity, deal with it.
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#5
Who cares what some insane rabbi said 2000 years ago? Move on.

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#6
I think they're right and you should just accept it.
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Saw this in my email, and surprisingly there has been no Christian outrage about it. A Muslim group put this sign up near the spot where Jesus fell for a second time carrying a cross, and they claim he said exactly this:



Course, they are wrong, and substituted their own words in.

Who thinks this is an attempt by certain Muslims to enrage the Christan community and make them look bad? Or just a stupid banner put up by some stupid idiot?


The only thing stranger than a grown man talking to himself is another man insulting him for saying he's doing it wrong.
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#9
I guess to to Muslims it's correct since Allah is their god, even though it says "GOD is my Lord and your Lord". But yeah, they're just trying to be controversial and maybe get people to read the Quran.
#13
Because Christians never put up stupid, ignorant, and misleading billboards
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#16
But... Islam didn't exist at that time, and neither did Arabic.
So he couldn't have been talking about Allah.

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#18
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It is hilarious to read the big yellow words at the top out loud.


holy shit it is

ALLAHILAIHIALHIALLALHILA
#19
Face it dude, the sky man from their area is better than the sky man from your area.
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#20
I'll wait for Slacker to pop in and adjudicate on the veracity of the statement (that sentence sounded way less pompous in my head...) but really who gives two damns?
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#21
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#22
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But... Islam didn't exist at that time, and neither did Arabic.
So he couldn't have been talking about Allah.



Allah has always existed because Islam is the one true religion. Idiot.
#23
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Face it dude, their sky man is better than your sky man.



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#25
Now that's just trolling.

Having said, being a christian and what not, I don't really care. Whatever floats their religious boat I guess. But we all know the big man upstairs is actually as he's made out to be in Family Guy
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#26
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The main word I want to point out is SLAVE, I don't think Jesus ever used the word "SLAVE" anywhere in any translation of the bible that I've read. He used servant, but never slave to refer to people serving God/Allah/bob/whatever.
"Slave" is more accurate.
#27
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They're both n00bs. Water gods are where it's at.


Neptune, mother****ers.

No way man. Fire gods kick ass.

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#28
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"Slave" is more accurate.



Do what I say or burn in hell for eternity with no chance of redemption.

Yep, slave sounds right to me.
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#29
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"Slave" is more accurate.


No, slave means you do the will of your master against your will. Servant means you do the will of your master by your own will, you are not forced. The context of the words are very important, don't over look them.
#30
Odds are Jesus didn't even exist, bro. And if he did, he was a nutter.
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#32
my son.. jesus were many things! like he was gay, fishmonger, jew, gestapo, also he could walk on water some claimed...
#33
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No, slave means you do the will of your master against your will. Servant means you do the will of your master by your own will, you are not forced. The context of the words are very important, don't over look them.



Good lord, get a dictionary.
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my son.. jesus were many things! like he was gay, fishmonger, jew, gestapo, also he could walk on water some claimed...


...


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#35
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This


There's no pay for doing god's work.


except eternal life......
#36
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The main word I want to point out is SLAVE, I don't think Jesus ever used the word "SLAVE" anywhere in any translation of the bible that I've read. He used servant, but never slave to refer to people serving God/Allah/bob/whatever.

A lot of things get changed in translation. Servant and slave often will get mixed up after hundreds/thousands of years of translation. And the billboard is quoting the Quran, not the new testament, and the Quran may have very well said "slave".
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#39
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No, slave means you do the will of your master against your will. Servant means you do the will of your master by your own will, you are not forced. The context of the words are very important, don't over look them.
a person entirely under the domination of some influence or person

a person who is the property of and wholly subject to another; a bond servant.


Yeah, Jesus sounds like a slave.
#40
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except eternal life......



Yea no I'd rather have the cash in my hand, thanksmuch. That way I KNOW I'm getting paid.
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