Poll: What do you do to the robber?
Poll Options
View poll results: What do you do to the robber?
Kick in the crotch.
19 23%
Throat-punch
12 14%
Stab
10 12%
Shoot
18 21%
Tackle
5 6%
Follow as you call police
7 8%
Roundhouse kick to the jaws
13 15%
Voters: 84.
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#3
Pull out my AK47 and cap that muthafuka
Lets jump in a pool


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Last edited by I am wet : Today at 03:26 XM.
#5
I tell him this is soviet russia and start robbing him.
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#6
Blast his dick with piss(urine).
I'mCool

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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#10
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#11
Rob someone else for compensation.
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#15
Quote by jakesmellspoo
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Inb4 ban


It depends how big he is. I would either punch him in the throat, knee him in the solar plexus, and run, or give him my shiz.
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#16
I would first gain wrist control, then I would pull out my gun and call him a coke fiend. Because all muggers are coke fiends.
#17
Quote by Shreddie-Sharp
what would chuck norris have done?! hmm.. he would have done the roundhouse I suppose :P


chuck norris wouldn't have done shit cause he ****ing sucks! bruce lee can still kick his sorry old ass and snap his stupid exercise machine in half!
#20
Quote by jakesmellspoo
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dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#22
Quote by jakesmellspoo
chuck norris wouldn't have done shit cause he ****ing sucks! bruce lee can still kick his sorry old ass and snap his stupid exercise machine in half!


you... you cant say that.. to CHUCK!
#23
If I was robbed after the UK law clarifying defense in the home comes into effect, then I would stab the ****er?
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#28


Let them take my stuff, then break into their house and takes their mothers virginity
The time has come for all to see

The men behind the curtain cast at you disease



Yours Sincerely
#29
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Do you think that there's anyone here who isn't aware of Chuck Norris jokes? They're the better part of 10 years old, dude.
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So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#30
Quote by Nick92Slayer


Let them take my stuff, then break into their house and takes their mothers virginity





......wait a minute.

takes their mothers virginity


...hmmmm.


mothers virginity



.....wat
Last edited by SeveralSpecies at Jul 14, 2011,
#31
Quote by Nick92Slayer


Let them take my stuff, then break into their house and takes their mothers virginity


Does not compute.

edit: Dammit severedspecies

I've slit the throats of clergymen and governors
Those bloated swine...
May their screams unhinge a thankless crown
.


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Everyone is cunts.
#32
Quote by Nick92Slayer
break into their house and takes their mothers virginity


Do you understand how reproduction works.
#33
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Does not compute.

edit: Dammit severedspecies



Heeheehee


.....wait a minute

Dammit severedspecies



......hmmmmm


severedspecies



....who da **** is dat?
#34
If you were the mother of a robber/mugger, would you claim to be a virgin to a thug breaking into your house for vengeance?
The time has come for all to see

The men behind the curtain cast at you disease



Yours Sincerely
#35
ya know what, i think i want to be banned, so i'll say it again.... louder.

CANCEL MY UG PLUS SUBSCRIPTION, THEN TAKE A SHIT IN A BOX AND MAIL IT TO THEM AS MY FINAL PAYMENT
#37
On a serious note. Every bad time, run away, no point getting into violence and possibly being stabbed just for a cheap phone.
The time has come for all to see

The men behind the curtain cast at you disease



Yours Sincerely
#38
Quote by DaddyTwoFoot
Do you think that there's anyone here who isn't aware of Chuck Norris jokes? They're the better part of 10 years old, dude.


sry I upset you then, but I guess not all knows about it.. and that's what mr. norris wants..
#39
I read the last poll option as "Roundhouse kick to the jews."
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


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#40
Quote by SeveralSpecies
...who da **** is dat?


I wonder if we've somehow transcended into each other's names..
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