#1
Ok guys i swear this isnt a fake thread, mods please don't close this because i need advices

ok here's the story:

a bigwig from corporate comes and takes us out for dinner. we then go to the strip club nearby and this sexy as hell girl comes up to me. we talk, flirt, etc and then she tells me it's $140 to come upstairs for a BJ, but she'll give it to me for that price instead of just a bj. So im like, ok sweet deal so i go up with her and start getting down to it. She gets a condom out that's frankly too big (im not small by any means but this idiot pulls out a trojan magnum xl, which im not quite big enough for) and we get down to it. So we're doing the dirty and she gets up to change position and when she does i notice a certain breeze a-blowin'. So we keep going, yadda yadda maybe 10 minutes later i bust...in her...because i thought the condom was on.


Omfg the condom was nowhere in sight and she's leaking.

I busted in her and wasn't wearing a condom.

My question:

A) When should i see a doctor

and

B) Do you think i'm ****ed?

I've never been even close to getting an STD before, do any of you know what i should look out for?
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#2
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#6
Tell her you have AIDS, then the jokes on her
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#8
What if you got her preggers?
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#12
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What if you got her preggers?

Day after pill most likely.

This happened to a friend of mine who was really drunk. We kept reminding him that he did not have sex with a stripper, he had sex with a prostitute.
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#15
man i dont care if she got pregnant, that's what falcon punch is for, i care about whether or not my dick's gonna shrivel up and die
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#16
Easy..... Get tested dumbass.
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