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Well I'd been holding off for about a week and then when I found myself home alone for a while, firstly I broke my 6 month cleansheet of not watching any porn, and then I had some strange urge to go and drink the fruits of my pleasure... possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever done to myself. I just lay on my back and arched myself over and did the whole thing upside down; firstly it feels a bit tight behind your dick when you orgasm upside down, and then I discovered how disgustingly warm semen feels on your skin. Also made my eye nastily red, and I think a bit got in my nose even; I've spent the last half hour spitting and rinsing my mouth and blowing my nose, even after a shower I still feel horrible. All in all a very demoralising experience, but I suppose I learned a few lessons, first off i won't be giving this treatment to any girlfriends and secondly I won't store up my juices for so long because man they just took over for a little while Don't know what I was thinking I can't even understand now why I would want to do that

ps I don't know why I've chosen to come back to UG after so long not posting on here, just to tell you about this, but I guess i figured you guys were the most likely to appreciate this story and also possibly in need of a warning against it yourself Also any suggestions to cleanse myself might be nice, i still feel like sh*t
#3
dude, even darwin said it, women have faces so you can blow your load on them

true story

you're destroying the course of natural selection
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#6
Quote by tom1thomas1
Well I'd been holding off for about a week and then when I found myself home alone for a while, firstly I broke my 6 month cleansheet of not watching any porn, and then I had some strange urge to go and drink the fruits of my pleasure... possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever done to myself. I just lay on my back and arched myself over and did the whole thing upside down; firstly it feels a bit tight behind your dick when you orgasm upside down, and then I discovered how disgustingly warm semen feels on your skin. Also made my eye nastily red, and I think a bit got in my nose even; I've spent the last half hour spitting and rinsing my mouth and blowing my nose, even after a shower I still feel horrible. All in all a very demoralising experience, but I suppose I learned a few lessons, first off i won't be giving this treatment to any girlfriends and secondly I won't store up my juices for so long because man they just took over for a little while Don't know what I was thinking I can't even understand now why I would want to do that

ps I don't know why I've chosen to come back to UG after so long not posting on here, just to tell you about this, but I guess i figured you guys were the most likely to appreciate this story and also possibly in need of a warning against it yourself Also any suggestions to cleanse myself might be nice, i still feel like sh*t


I dont really have advice for you, sorry man. There's just no cure for something that low, even for an Australian.
#7
Quote by Fat Lard
I dont really have advice for you, sorry man. There's just no cure for something that low, even for an Australian.


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#11
I fear that there's no way to clean your soul of that experience. You sick ****.

I don't care what people stick their penis in, or what gets them up (unless it's children or animals for both) but feeling the need to jizz on your face is wrong, on so many levels.
#17
Quote by Twist of fate
I've done it before, I've been urged to do it a few times afterwards as well but I was never able to go through with it. It'd stretch out and blow it on my chest. I mean why not? Girls swallow it.


Absolutely solid logic there.
666 BRO
#19
Snorting semen does not get you high, TS.
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#20
...dude...wtf? Is all I have to say..wtf man..lmfao what posseses someone to do that sort of thing...whaaaaat...?
#22
Did you do autofellatio? That's really hard. You must seem to miss a rib or something.
Quote by PsiGuy60
Banned because f*ck you Hebriqui.
I'd been going for a month or so.


Quote by Peres.T.Peanut
oh **** you
#23
I remember my first beer, Ts... I did the exact same thing.
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#24
Quote by Hebriqui
Did you do autofellatio? That's really hard. You must seem to miss a rib or something.


lol
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#26
Quote by Hebriqui
Did you do autofellatio? I'm really hard. You must seem to miss a rib or something.



Fixed.
RIP Adam
#27
Quote by laid-to-waste
lol

Oh good God
Quote by PsiGuy60
Banned because f*ck you Hebriqui.
I'd been going for a month or so.


Quote by Peres.T.Peanut
oh **** you
#28
It's apparently good for your skin and cleans your pores.

That's the only consolation I can give you dude. Shower for a week then you may get a hug.
#29
i was thinking of moving to aussie when i get my medical degree, but if this is the kind of thing i'll have to deal with in the clinic then i'm gonna steer clear
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#33
This is the first time that the title alone has made me laugh out loud.
Yea that's right, I want something to explode

I've been deaf, now I want noise

LOUD LOVE
#36
You'd be surprised how many guys either a) have done this or b) do do this. A large amount are unwilling to admit it because they thinks it means they are gay. Which it doesn't. I mean, it could, but it doesn't necessarily. It's more of a curiosity thing or even a sexual fetish. Orientation doesn't have to have anything to do with it.

People are close-minded though so they'll give you shit for it. Kinda lame but that's just how our society is.
#37
well thank you all for your support in this hard time, no I myself have no idea what possessed me, and no I don't have a missing rib hence why I missed my mouth and copped it in the eye. Laid-to-waste, please don't let this put you off your trip to Aus, I'd just like to point out that I wasn't hospitalised by this incident. And as for YOU, Mr. "ThrashTastic15," there's no need to go into the details of how it tastes, except that my saliva was somewhat thicker and stickier for an hour or so afterwards. ugh.

by the way, I'm just about fully recovered now
#38
Quote by tom1thomas1
well thank you all for your support in this hard time, no I myself have no idea what possessed me, and no I don't have a missing rib hence why I missed my mouth and copped it in the eye. Laid-to-waste, please don't let this put you off your trip to Aus, I'd just like to point out that I wasn't hospitalised by this incident. And as for YOU, Mr. "ThrashTastic15," there's no need to go into the details of how it tastes, except that my saliva was somewhat thicker and stickier for an hour or so afterwards. ugh.

by the way, I'm just about fully recovered now


oh. totally going, then. that or america.
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#39
Quote by macaroni
You make us Aussies look so good.


aah do I represent my country even when I'm spilling my seeds?
#40
Quote by laid-to-waste
oh. totally going, then. that or america.


Well in America you have to cut out the McDonald's before you can operate, and over here you have to sober the patient up and explain where he is; I think there's more entertainment in the latter choice
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