#1
Apparently many girls are saying they'd never date a guy with long nails, no matter how nice or attractive. Wtf is this shit? I thought girls were in love with my long nails and that's why they grow their own out and get manicures and such.

Is it my imagination or is this world upside down?


Pic related it's muh nails.
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#2
your nails look fucking delicious.

like really long pringles.

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#3
Don't worry what people say about you bro. Long nails are making a comeback.
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#6
Long nails hurt vags. Just sayin'
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#8
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Long nails hurt vags. Just sayin'

Yep.. I've never met a lesbian with long nails.
#9
You anti-long nails people just watch. When the new Wolverine movie comes out I'll be rolling in pussy.
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#10
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Long nails hurt vags. Just sayin'


amen to that.

my better half gets pissed when i attack her vag with nails like a werewolf
#12
Funny that this thread is right next to the "This is like a punch in the nuts..." thread

At least it was on my screen
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#13
Actually last night my girlfriend said 'i know you need long nails on your right hand, but your little bit of nail on your left hurts my vagina. Can you please cut and file them right down.'

So i did...now i cant do bends or vibrato properly and i didnt even get to finger her vagina. Bitch.