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#1
I was having a conversation with a friend, and the topic of selling one's soul came up.

So Pit, what would you sell your soul for? Musical abilities? Fame and Fortune? Beauty? Knowledge? 13 inch ****?

Personally, I'd probably give up my soul in exchange for immortality/eternal youth.
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#3
I'd sell my soul to be a girl.
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#4
Musical abilities would be nice. Immortality would suck nuts.
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13 inch ****?


Some of us don't need a soul to have that

TBH I don't know what I'd sell my soul for. Can't think of something I want that badly.
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#7
I would sell my soul for the ability to buy souls. Repeat for infinite souls.

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#8
Already sold it to my friend jason for a mini 3 musketeers bar. He sold it to our friend alex for a Nascar, and then Alex's mom found it and destroyed it so...who knows? Maybe it's mine again.
#9
out with the truth i suppose. I was at fish camp when i was 12 and i was sick of eating fish. I exchanged my soul for three fig newtons.

And they were bomb.
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#11
i dont think i would, i mean is 60 years of awesome really worth eternity in HELL!?!?!??!?!?!!!!
#12
Is 60 years of sin worth infinite years of punishment? Not unless God was some unreasonable dick....
#13
I'd sell my soul for soul-eating abilities and the ability to kick the ass of whoever I sell my soul to. Then I kick their ass, take my soul back, and theirs so they can't cheat anyone else.
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That's a shitty thing to give your soul for.

Eh, I'd find it interesting. And I don't mean that Christian God-like immortality. More like Norse gods: they don't age and they aren't ravaged by illness, but there are ways to kill them. That way I'd have an escape route.
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Is 60 years of sin worth infinite years of punishment? Not unless God was some unreasonable dick....

"Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass."
-1 Samuel 15:3

So yeah, God's a dick.
#16
Id sell my soul for whatever Jimi hendrix sold it for. It obviously worked for him
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#17
I sold my soul. It's not very effective....
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Eh, I'd find it interesting. And I don't mean that Christian God-like immortality. More like Norse gods: they don't age and they aren't ravaged by illness, but there are ways to kill them. That way I'd have an escape route.


You could have sex with children because children have particles called marlocks in their bodies, and when an adult has sex with the child, the marlocks implode, feeding the adult receptive cavity with energy that causes immortality, so sayeth the ruler of Bethos.

Therefore selling a soul would be a waste of time.
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Id sell my soul for whatever Jimi hendrix sold it for. It obviously worked for him


short career and died young soooo

I'd say he'd take it all back to live again he didn't seem like the kinda guy who cared about fame TBH either
#20
Sell my soul for infinity many souls.Then the world is my oyster.
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Is 60 years of sin worth infinite years of punishment? Not unless God was some unreasonable dick....

Hi, let me introduce to something called THE BIBLE.

It has some of my favourite lines, such as "KILL YOUR SON TO PROVE YOU LOVE ME!" and "I'm going to kill everyone on Earth except for one family, and those guys are going to have to spend 40 days and 40 nights on a boat shoveling the inescapable mountains of shit from millions of different creatures."

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You could have sex with children because children have particles called marlocks in their bodies, and when an adult has sex with the child, the marlocks implode, feeding the adult receptive cavity with energy that causes immortality, so sayeth the ruler of Bethos.

Therefore selling a soul would be a waste of time.


Thats some ****ed up shit right there.
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#24
I'd sell my soul for a million more souls.


Loophole found.
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I'd sell my soul for a million more souls.


Loophole found.


Or you can just kill someone to tear your soul into pieces.

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Hi, let me introduce to something called THE BIBLE.

It has some of my favourite lines, such as "KILL YOUR SON TO PROVE YOU LOVE ME!" and "I'm going to kill everyone on Earth except for one family, and those guys are going to have to spend 40 days and 40 nights on a boat shoveling the inescapable mountains of shit from millions of different creatures."
Reminds me of a quote.

"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."

On-topic: I'd sell my soul for anything.
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Or you can just kill someone to tear your soul into pieces.

:3
It would still be one soul--just in smaller pieces. If you break a cookie in half, you don't have two cookies.
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Reminds me of a quote.

"quoooooote"

On-topic: I'd sell my soul for anything.

How funny, I'm actually reading that right now.

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It would still be one soul--just in smaller pieces. If you break a cookie in half, you don't have two cookies.


Isn't there some sort of theory about how , if you smash something in the exact right way, you can rebuild it into two identical copies of the original thing or something?
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It would still be one soul--just in smaller pieces. If you break a cookie in half, you don't have two cookies.



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I'd rather do magic than sell my soul to teh devil anyways.
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How funny, I'm actually reading that right now.
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Thats some ****ed up shit right there.


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#33
I already sold my soul to my friend for a sandwich. I guess I could sell it to the devil for whatever the hell I want and since I don't have it anymore he wouldn't be able to do shit about it.
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I already sold my soul to my friend for a sandwich. I guess I could sell it to the devil for whatever the hell I want and since I don't have it anymore he wouldn't be able to do shit about it.


Devil's going to make a trade with your friend for both your souls.
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Isn't there some sort of theory about how , if you smash something in the exact right way, you can rebuild it into two identical copies of the original thing or something?
I'll sell one of my souls to find that out.


Yes. There is some sort of theory about that.
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#36
Depends on what you mean. Like figuratively would I sell my talent or creativity for tons of money? Yes, in a heartbeat. Literally, would I promise to go to hell to the devil for something awesome now? No, if the devil showed up I'd be convinced that the Christian mythology is true and I'd convert right there. Hell, if the devil wanted to buy my soul I'd go so far the opposite way I'd be one of those tv preachers or something, and I'd give everything I have and earn to the church and charity.
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#37
Also.


I'd sell my soul for a new amp.


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#38
So I sold my soul to play the blues and just ended up with blue balls.

#39
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You just lost some of my respect, dude. Not that you don't lose little bits of my respect on a regular basis.

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You just lost some of my respect, dude. Not that you don't lose little bits of my respect on a regular basis.
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