#1
Hey pit, I was a waterpark the other day. It's a great one, but my 12 year old brother loves it. Anyway, We got a phone call from the hospital saying our mother probably wasn't going to make it through the next couple of hours. We had time to go on the slide we both really wanted to go on before the next bus, but we couldn't queue all the way. So we went over to some scrawny looking douchebags that I'd seen break the rules quite a few times. We asked if we could go before them and explained how our mother was dying, but they told us to **** off. Then, a bit later, we went to the front as we still had time and had to ask the same douchebags again. The Scrawniest one with the greasy hair and lazy eye told us to **** off again. This is when his dickwad of a brother punched my brother in the face. My brother had to go and talk to the park owners about the incident before we left. In the end when we got to the hospital, our mother had already died. Thanks a lot douchebag.
#2
4/10
What a long strange trip it's been

Nothing to see here.

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#11
I appreciate the effort, but you didn't pull it off. 4/10
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#15
I give it a 2/10
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You have feet in your shoes,
You can steer yourself,
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#16
/pats TS on shoulder

I know the username of the d-bag.

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#17
Too late, not funny, and the first post of that thread was about making a mirror thread.

Poor effort.
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#19
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Everyone in this thread will get a warning because this is the off-topic section where you must stay on topic at all times.
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#20
They removed Eric_Fail's thread. This is now the original thread.

OT: That guy sounds like a dick. You should press charges.
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#22
IBTL

I didn't realise this was a mirror thread

TS is a douche

*reported*
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Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

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So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#23
When I saw the thread, I was overcome by this wave of joy expecting the best mirror thread of all time. Then I actually read the thread and I can only say: I am disappoint.


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staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#24
Come back in 10 years when you're not a complete tween.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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