#1
I know what you're thinking. No, she wasn't selling the child as meat:

According to police, last week 36-year-old Heidi Knowles at Taco Bell with her three day old son. Knowles then approached a woman who was eating and handed her the child. Before the confused woman could respond, Knowles stated that the infant could be hers for the price of $500.


http://www.king5.com/news/WA-woman-in-court-for-trying-to-sell-baby-at-Taco-Bell-125768703.html
#2
What can you say? It's a buyer's market.
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#3
She should get some tips from this woman

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#4
Does he come inside a taco or that we have to make it ourselves?
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#6
I feel bad for the child. How will it grow up? D:
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#7
Quote by The6thEmpyre
lol "kids meal" anyone?


This would be hilarious if Taco Bell sold kid's meals.
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#9
Quote by blackthought
$500? No wonder she didn't get the sale, market value is about $150, tops.



You mad???!

SHE should have given the child AND money.
#10
Quote by blackthought
$500? No wonder she didn't get the sale, market value is about $150, tops.


Did you actually pay $150 for yours? You're a nob. I wouldn't pay any more than $40. They don't last very long anyway.
#11
I eat mine so I buy them at 10$ tops.
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#13
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
I eat mine so I buy them at 10$ tops.


Damn, I heard the market in Israel was much better than ours. I don't eat mine though, as I have them in the basement slaving away creating a massive fish tank where I plan to eventually put a blue whale.


Then I'm going to feed them to the whale.
#14
Quote by UntilISleep
Did you actually pay $150 for yours? You're a nob. I wouldn't pay any more than $40. They don't last very long anyway.


I'm talking about quality ones, man. Not the store brand babies.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
I eat mine so I buy them at 10$ tops.


$10!? For that price, I bet he just sold you a shaved hamster, ha! Rookie mistake.
#15
I buy mine for $30 and they're okay quality.
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#16
As hilarious as the comments are, I still feel kinda pissed off. I don't know all the facts of this matter but I still sometimes hope that I would have a rifle with enough ammo to kill every single one of these idiot parents. And yes, I'm not surprised that this happened in America
#17
The bun was outside of the oven, so she decided to think outside the bun?
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#18
You are all idiots... paint the little bugger black and you could get millions off of Kylie Minogue or even Angelina Jolie.
#19
Jesus, the pricing of kids varies a lot these days. I remember back in the days when it was regulated by the government, and the price was around $100 all day everyday. Then what happens? They implement a market system and some ****ing tycoons have all the ****ing market power. Jesus christ
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#20
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You are all idiots... paint the little bugger black and you could get millions off of Kylie Minogue or even Angelina Jolie.

#21
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Jesus, the pricing of kids varies a lot these days. I remember back in the days when it was regulated by the government, and the price was around $100 all day everyday. Then what happens? They implement a market system and some ****ing tycoons have all the ****ing market power. Jesus christ


Tell me about it. Fucking Reagan and his obsession with deregulation.
#22
Quote by UntilISleep
Damn, I heard the market in Israel was much better than ours. I don't eat mine though, as I have them in the basement slaving away creating a massive fish tank where I plan to eventually put a blue whale.


Then I'm going to feed them to the whale.


bru, whales eat plenktin.
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#23
Damn, when I think of getting some tacos I'm not thinking of getting a baby.

Know what I mean?
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#24
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bru, whales eat plenktin.


Do you think it's going to care when it's starving?

I don't.

Get out of here with your logic, you.
#26
I'm glad I'm not the only one who mistakes Taco Bell for the adoption agency.
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#29


Babies, Mexican food, who knows the difference anymore?!
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#31
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
I eat mine so I buy them at 10$ tops.

Guess you don't eat kosher. Cuz humans aren't kosher.
#33
Quote by Nelsean
The bun was outside of the oven, so she decided to think outside the bun?




oh Nelsean, you always know just what to say.

also, this image is appropriate.

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#34
Remember back in the day, when good ol' Teddy Roosevelt was in charge... Babies were measured and sold by the gallon! Now you can barely get away with a single purchase... Damn northerners and their ethical ways.
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#35
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She should get some tips from this woman



She looks like a serial killer in this picture.... -___-