#6
I got you the darkest, most brutal gift of all...

(death metal growl) NOTHING!!!
"[Bleach] is mostly water, and we are mostly water, therefore we are bleach"

I feel we should go to...

Purple Alert
#10
Hey!

I got you a present.

Check your email!
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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