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If you are not familiar with the delicious candy known as Laffy Taffy, it is a taffy candy with two jokes on each wrapper. The jokes were submitted by children during the 90s and apparently the same jokes are reused to this day. These jokes are notorious for making the reader groan after reading due to the juvenile wordplay (I think they're hilarious).

One joke, however, is much worse than the rest...and it is submitted here word for word:

Q. What is yellow and wears a mask?

A. The Lone Lemon


The submitter of this joke is Mike from Troy, Illinois. I live 15 minutes from Troy, Illinois

It is my goal in life to find this, by now, grown man and confront him about this mockery of humor.

I challenge anyone to produce a worse joke, while still maintaining a legitimate punchline. (Anti jokes or meta jokes are intentionally unfunny)
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#4
The Ugly Barnacle isn't a joke, it's a self-help story
Whether I am a hungry rabbit or a frightened carrot, my home is the same.
#5
i found that joke to be quite humorous TS.

i'd tell you a couple of amazing shaggy dog jokes, but they are too long to type. like, i know this real good one, and when i tell it, it's easily 20 minutes. i have this other really good one i made up myself, but i haven't finished it yet.
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#7
Quote by theogonia777
i found that joke to be quite humorous TS.

i'd tell you a couple of amazing shaggy dog jokes, but they are too long to type. like, i know this real good one, and when i tell it, it's easily 20 minutes. i have this other really good one i made up myself, but i haven't finished it yet.


Shaggy dog, the aristocrats, purple passions: All disallowed because they are anti jokes
Whether I am a hungry rabbit or a frightened carrot, my home is the same.
#8
My mom made up a joke once.

What do you get when you cross a midget and a skunk.


....A little stinker.


*suicide*
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This may be the greatest thread I have ever had the privilege of reading on this site.

And only 6 posts in. Those are some low standards you've got there.
#11
Q: What kind of music do geography teachers like?

A: Country.
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#13
best thread eveeeeeeeeeeeeer
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#15
Oh god. Family Circus is the least funny thing ever printed.

That might actually be the thread
Whether I am a hungry rabbit or a frightened carrot, my home is the same.
#17
My friend used to find jokes like this hilarious:

What's green and yellow and lives in a tree?

A chicken riding a tank.


Yes that makes no sense at all.
#18
Quote by ninnipinni93
My friend used to find jokes like this hilarious:

What's green and yellow and lives in a tree?

A chicken riding a tank.


Yes that makes no sense at all.





#20
Find "The World's Longest Joke"

It's a 30 minute read, or an hour to tell it aloud... and it is just horrible pun.

This sig is colored just to annoy the UG classic users.

Trying to think of witty things to put in my sig. Message if you have ideas.
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Quote by dontstopblevin
The Ugly Barnacle isn't a joke, it's a self-help story


Quoted
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#23
Quote by EMGPWNS
Q: Why did everyone die?

A: Because The Ugly Barnacle was so ugly.




Once there was an ugly barnacle.



He was so ugly everyone died! The end.

#24
Also from the Laffy Taffy world:

Q. What is the definition of a farmer?

A. Someone who is outstanding in his field


I couldn't tell if this was funny or not. I feel like there is potential for a corny joke there, and the kid just messed up the wording or something.
Whether I am a hungry rabbit or a frightened carrot, my home is the same.
#26
Quote by dontstopblevin
Also from the Laffy Taffy world:

Q. What is the definition of a farmer?

A. Someone who is outstanding in his field


I couldn't tell if this was funny or not. I feel like there is potential for a corny joke there, and the kid just messed up the wording or something.

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Quote by genghisgandhi



Oh, sweet Jesus. I'm a part of the problem!
Whether I am a hungry rabbit or a frightened carrot, my home is the same.
#29
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher?

A blood test.

...

...

... Yeah.
#30
Quote by Sief9
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher?

A blood test.

...

...

... Yeah.



My mom came up with this one:

What do you get when you cross an epileptic and a frisby?

A floppy disc....


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Quote by SeveralSpecies
My mom came up with this one:

What do you get when you cross an epileptic and a frisby?

A floppy disc....



I actually found that funny


OT: I haven't really got any.

#32
What do you call someone who used to like tractors?


An extractor fan.
#33
Quote by pokeatthedevil
Find "The World's Longest Joke"

It's a 30 minute read, or an hour to tell it aloud... and it is just horrible pun.


Is that the one with the snake in the desert? Because that's the greatest thing I've read in my life tbqh
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Quote by dontstopblevin
Also from the Laffy Taffy world:

Q. What is the definition of a farmer?

A. Someone who is outstanding in his field


I couldn't tell if this was funny or not. I feel like there is potential for a corny joke there, and the kid just messed up the wording or something.

out (space) standing
#35
A polar bear walks into a bar and says"......................................I'd like a beer".

The bartender replies, "What's with the big paws?"
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Quote by dontstopblevin
Also from the Laffy Taffy world:

Q. What is the definition of a farmer?

A. Someone who is outstanding in his field


Amazing.

I.

This is going into my repertoire.
#38
A gorilla walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says, "I'll have a cosmopolitan please".

The bartender, having never seen a gorilla in his bar before doesn't think he will know anything about drink prices so he says, "That'll be 16.50 sir".

While the bartender is making the drink he tries to make small talk with the gorilla, "You know, we never see any gorillas come in here and order cosmopoltians".

To which the gorilla replies, "At 16.50 im not suprised!"
#40
Q. What's the fastest fish in the world?


A. A motor-pike.


Was my favourite joke as a child.
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