#1
these are always (relatively) light-hearted fun:



"I know the kids are bratty, but the only other event listed tonight 'Clubbing on the Strip'."

sucks. do better, pit.
#DTWD
#2
I wish I was the least bit creative. I'm sure someone else will do something funny.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#3
"It's the same on the inside too, guys! Blank spots where text or pictures should be!"
Whether I am a hungry rabbit or a frightened carrot, my home is the same.
#6
"After Seal Team 5's repeated failed attempts to find Bin Laden, the government was forced to go with it's 6th back up team."

....**** I suck. I couldn't write for Family Circus.
#9
"Beachfront Graffiti Artist Still At Large: Has stooped to mislabeling the pier as children's pool"
Whether I am a hungry rabbit or a frightened carrot, my home is the same.
#10
Quote by primusfan
Caption Contest


What's the prize?
Quote by Bill43


I wouldn't know an Opeth song from an Egg McMuffin
#12
"Nothing interesting in the paper but can somebody explain to me why the hell 'This Week' is floating in the air above us?"

Shit, I'm terrible at this.
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

#14
"That's weird... 'The Zookeeper' isn't on the boxoffice list"
Quote by richwatkinson
haha You pwned an entire website....i bow down...

TheDudeBox
#15
"I'd be more apathetic if I wasn't so lethargic"
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#16

"Fuck me lads, don't make any phone calls...you my have been hacked"
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#18
Quote by Brandon860
"bark! Bark!"

I'm kinda ashamed to say I laughed at this.
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob