#1
So I slept over at a friend's house today. . .
When I woke up I found this giant pond of squirt in my bed!... There are 3 possible suspects: 1- My friend Leo (23 year old Nigerian dude who works out [a lot] and loves porn)
2- My shemale sister/brother....
3- My Friend's drunken monkey.

Who do u think it was and why?
Describe the scenario!
#3
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#4
Quote by Cruel Angel
So I slept over at a friend's house today. . .
When I woke up I found this giant pond of squirt in my bed!... There are 3 possible suspects: 1- My friend Leo (23 year old Nigerian dude who works out [a lot] and loves porn)
2- My shemale sister/brother....
3- My Friend's drunken monkey.

Who do u think it was and why?
Describe the scenario!


A pond of "Squirt" you say? Professor plum. In the Billiard room. With the Candlestick.
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^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


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#11
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#12
wat


It was the shemale and the friend together.
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#13
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#14
I took a Squirt sample to my dad's lab in the basement (where he keeps all the corpses) and made an analysis and it turned out it was mine!...
Now the question is: Who gave me a BJ/HJ while I was sleepin'?
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Quote by Cruel Angel
I took a Squirt sample to my dad's lab in the basement (where he keeps all the corpses) and made an analysis and it turned out it was mine!...
Now the question is: Who gave me a BJ/HJ while I was sleepin'?

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Professor plum. In the Billiard room. With the Candlestick.

I say.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls