Poll: How do you poop in public
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View poll results: How do you poop in public
Just regularly
32 30%
Hover
8 8%
Put paper on the seat
22 21%
I don't
33 31%
WTF is this $hit?
11 10%
Voters: 106.
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#1
Do you sit on public toilets bare-bum, or do you hover/put paper on the toilet. Or do you just not poo in public at all?

I usually put paper on the toilet or hover.
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#2
Don't go anywhere near public toilets unless I want to spy on people.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#6
If I need to shit, I'll shit. I'm not gonna do some hover girly stuff
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#7
Quote by sashki

Nightclub toilet = too many people judging you for sitting down


Gay clubs?
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#8
Dude...pooping in public is just gross.
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#10
If needs be I squat in a field.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#12
Only in code brown emergencies will I use a public restroom. Not even for the fact that they might be gross (my school's restrooms are really clean) but the fact that I could be the one who messes it up :p

Plus, naturally I scream satanic rituals while unleashing the demon. It's a marvelous resurrection.
#13
I never go to public toilets... Scary shit.
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#14
Only shit at home? that's crazy.

although I have shit myself twice as an adult. (I must stress that I was attempting to get to a toilet at the time)
#15
I never used to take a dump on public toilets until I went to a festival. Now any toilets beside those seem luxurious. Quite enjoy destroying public toilets now
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#17
Try my best to not go in public. I'd rather speed home.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#18
I try not to poo in public toilets, but if it gets to where I have to, I don't give a shit about covering the seat.
#19
I went camping once and the toilet bit near where I was camping was always busy. So I held a shit in for a day then walked to the toilets near the caravans. It was empty and I turned the white toilet brown.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#20
Quote by sashki
I dunno, I'll take your word for it.


I ask because I can only see someone who'd potentially want to put it in your pooper judging you for just taking a crap.
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#22
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I ask because I can only see someone who'd potentially want to put it in your pooper judging you for just taking a crap.





Quote by gtower
Only shit at home? that's crazy.

although I have shit myself twice as an adult. (I must stress that I was attempting to get to a toilet at the time)


...dude what? Do you not have any control over your bowel movements? Brutal.
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#24
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...dude what? Do you not have any control over your bowel movements? Brutal.


I was camping in france, woke up desperate and 1/2 mile form a toilet, made it to the toilet door, had two steps to negotiate, then BAM, shit myself. Not a proud moment.
#25
Quote by gtower
I was camping in france, woke up desperate and 1/2 mile form a toilet, made it to the toilet door, had two steps to negotiate, then BAM, shit myself. Not a proud moment.


Camping!? In a parking lot, or in the woods?
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#26
Yeah I also do try to avoid pooing in public as much as possible.
Quote by travs2448

How many of you are vegan?
Hopefully none

Does anyone know any fun recipes?
Yeah a big juicy flank steak

What can be done with tofu?
Nothing it taste like crap

Is there such thing as vegan meat? Vegan sausages ect
WTF ARE YOU ON?
#27
Quote by wahappen
Camping!? In a parking lot, or in the woods?

immigrant camp site >_>
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#28
Quote by wahappen
Camping!? In a parking lot, or in the woods?



By a lake, fishing.

the aftermath was pretty terrifying, it was halfway up my back! Damn that french food!
#30
Quote by wahappen
I ask because I can only see someone who'd potentially want to put it in your pooper judging you for just taking a crap.

I've never been in that situation.

I have been to pubs and clubs where the stall doors were broken or missing. Also, some places only have one toilet. The moment you sit down, a line of 20 or so people stands outside, banging on the door and telling you to hurry up.
I find it difficult to defecate when there's this much public opinion being thrown my way.
#31
Quote by brandon369852


I forgot people could still shit themselves.


It's a rite of passage to becoming a man. other rites of passage include:

sleeping with a girl who is double your weight
throwing up blood
pissing yourself
getting the brown wings

theres a few anyway..
#32
Quote by sashki
I've never been in that situation.

I have been to pubs and clubs where the stall doors were broken or missing. Also, some places only have one toilet. The moment you sit down, a line of 20 or so people stands outside, banging on the door and telling you to hurry up.
I find it difficult to defecate when there's this much public opinion being thrown my way.


Screw 'em. Crap in the tank. That'll mess up everyone in the line.
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I wouldn't know an Opeth song from an Egg McMuffin
#33
I have no problem going in public restrooms bare-bottom but if the toilet is covered in feces and such or the toilet water is disgusting I'll just pass altogether.
#34
if I really gotta crap, I crap, unless the toilet is covered in piss and shit and vomit and other things.

normally I can just hold it out until I have privacy.
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#35
If the toilet is clean I just go for it, if the toilet is unclean then i don't use it.
#36
I try not to poo in public but when I have to I'll put toilet paper on the seat.
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#38
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I just can't do it... For some reason, I'm self-conscious about doing that in public...


No one's looking
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#39
living in a dorm in college, you have to get used to the idea of shitting in a public bathroom when all of the ****head dudes on your floor piss all over the toilet seats and never flush. seriously, you're living there for a year, why the **** do you need to piss all over the place and never flush?
#40
Quote by GuitarDomen
I only go to public toilets, if I need to pee.


I only use commas, if they're completely unnecessary.
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