Poll: What would you do if your country was invaded?
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View poll results: What would you do if your country was invaded?
Cower in fear
11 5%
Take up arms against invaders independently
84 36%
Join the army
44 19%
I'm the hell outta here!
76 32%
Other/explain
21 9%
Voters: 236.
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#1
Came across this thread idea whilst watching a documentary on Hitler and the third reich.

When Poland was invaded by Nazi Germany in 1939, they took arms against an enemy that they pretty much knew they couldn't beat.

So Pit, What would you do if the country you currently reside in was invaded by a nations army that seemed unbeatable?

Poll on the way, I think.
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#5
I'd get a fake passport, go to the UK, and try to blend in.
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#7
I am well armed, but there are a lot of factors involved that would ultimately determine my response to an invasion.

Am I home? If so, I live rural enough that I would hear about it before I saw the fighting/invaders and have time to figure out what the hell to do. If not, who knows?

Is a citizen militia forming near me that I can join arms with and participate? I know that me alone will do little against an invasion other than get me killed, a solo counteroffensive is completely out of the question.

Is there a line? I could possibly pack all my guns/ammo/canned food and water into my truck and head to the nearest staging area for the resistance/military, but knowing where it is and finding a safe route may prove difficult.

Do I really have the balls? Sure i could easily say "hell yea!" I'm gonna kill them till they kill me but when I hear the rapport and see the bodies, who knows how I might react.


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My country spends half its damn GDP on its military so I'd be pissed if it couldn't stop a few Nazi's.

^This.

I'd probably be pissed off enough to turn sides. Depends on who tried to invade us and why, though.
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#11
I don't have a huge sense of national pride. I'd probably just leave the country
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#13
My country spends so much on military that I shouldn't have to worry too much. If things get bad then I'll flee.
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#18
I'd be curious if the hood here stops shooting each other long enough to shoot some asshole invaders
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#20
World organizations would surely step in if the USA was invaded, making it a world war.
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#21
I live in the U.S. Therefore, we would kick some major ass. It'll be fine.
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#22
move to finland. they'll protect me.
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I'd be curious if the hood here stops shooting each other long enough to shoot some asshole invaders


This is a good point. I think there's enough G's in the US to **** a bitch or two, by themselves.
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#24
Actually I'd hole up in switzerland. I don't care who you are, you're not invading that country.
#25
I'd move north into the country. They aren't going to send troops through the middle of Australia, absolutely no point.
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#27
As they said in the Old West:


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#28
If my country was invaded I'd play MW2 to figure out how to go about not dying.
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#33
Guerrilla warfare.

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#35
Apparently the licensed gun owners in the state of Wisconsin alone would qualify as one of the 10 largest armies in the world. So yeah, I don't think an invasion/hostile occupation of the US is happening any time soon.
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Apparently the licensed gun owners in the state of Wisconsin alone would qualify as one of the 10 largest armies in the world. So yeah, I don't think an invasion/hostile occupation of the US is happening any time soon.

that's ridiculous if true.

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#38
I would ask our stronger, more violent badass older brother to help out. I'm looking at you America.
#39
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Apparently the licensed gun owners in the state of Wisconsin alone would qualify as one of the 10 largest armies in the world. So yeah, I don't think an invasion/hostile occupation of the US is happening any time soon.



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#40
WA is too big to effectively invade. Plus we're quite friendly with the Chinese.

The East Coast would be fair game though. I doubt any invading army is going to trek 5000km across the continent to get to us though.

Though saying all this, we would win quite easily because we've started in Australia. We'd just conquer Indonesia, and then move up through East Asia if there isn't much troop activity in Western Asia. Fortify heavily at Kamchatka, then take as many Asian territories as we can.

Basically we'd continue just to be badass and wipe out every other army until we win.
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