#3
poop in his mouth
Gear:
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Jack and Danny Brothers Ls-5
Ibanez Gsa 60
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Zoom g9.2tt (for sale (NL))
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Blackheart Little Giant
#4
Tell the police and hope they find the thief and sit back in the process.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
Quote by Trowzaa
Tell the police and hope they find the thief and sit back in the process.


this. also promptly report it to your insurance company to get money to replace it.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#8
Quote by guitarxo
pffft no one would want to steal my guitar

^This.
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Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


I'm just a hedonist without happiness
#9
Ask my dad to buy a new guitar, and begin to love the new one.
#10
Quote by Trowzaa
Tell the police and hope they find the thief and sit back in the process.


the police are useless, they won't help you find anything.
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Reminds me of that drunkard who ran out of beer... he was so desperate, he drank furniture polish.

He came to a horrible end... but a beautiful finish.
#11
Quote by payed
Ask my dad to buy a new guitar, and begin to love the new one.


what if he says "you're so irresponsible, letting your guitar get stolen. i'm not buying you another one, be responsible and get a job and buy one yourself!" what then?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#13
I'd call the thief and say the following.

'I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my guitar go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.'


Edit: ****

Double Edit: At least it was Bruce Willis who beat me.
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#16
Quote by theogonia777
what if he says "you're so irresponsible, letting your guitar get stolen. i'm not buying you another one, be responsible and get a job and buy one yourself!" what then?



I say "what is responsiblity means to you?". Haha
#17

'Nuff said.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#18
Quote by payed
I say "what is responsiblity means to you?". Haha


i'm sorry, but here in America, we speak English. maybe you should try it?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#19
Quote by theogonia777
what if he says "you're so irresponsible, letting your guitar get stolen. i'm not buying you another one, be responsible and get a job and buy one yourself!" what then?

Then he would be doing the right thing, and not spoiling his children.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#20
Quote by cptcomet

At least it was Bruce Willis who beat me.



Goood luck

They don't sleep anymore on the beach..
#21
Quote by matt360
the police are useless, they won't help you find anything.

You'd be surprised, they've gotten a guitar back for me before.
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Piano dick had some good parts, but should have said "As the business man slowly gets boned", would have accented the whole dick feeling of the album
#24
Call the non-emergency police line and give them the serial number, call all the local pawnbrokers, set up searches on eBay and Gumtree, etc.

And learn to grammar.