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#1
I was just playing Portal 2 on the 360 a few minutes ago and it got me thinking...

If the typical pit dweller had the chance to attain such a device, how would he/she use it in the real world?
#4
i'd put one on megan fox's ass and one in my living room

so whenever i'm with my pals

i'm all like

later guys, i'm gonna go home to megan fox's ass

and whenever i want to see megan fox's ass, all i have to do is go through the portal

or i'd put it on the tv while i'm watching star wars

no, the first one

megan fox's ass is cooler
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#6
Troll people by putting a portal on a door handle so they can't reach it.
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#10
Shoot portal on moon, and one on the ocean floor.
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#11
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mostly for being lazy

put one in my freinds house one by the fridge you get the idea

The bold part.

Also I wouldn't mind having a portal to the SF Giants locker room.

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#12
Quote by laid-to-waste
i'd put one on megan fox's ass and one in my living room

so whenever i'm with my pals

i'm all like

later guys, i'm gonna go home to megan fox's ass

and whenever i want to see megan fox's ass, all i have to do is go through the portal

or i'd put it on the tv while i'm watching star wars

no, the first one

megan fox's ass is cooler

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#14
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Girl's locker room.


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Quote by laid-to-waste
megan fox's ass


Or lack thereof, rather.

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#17
I'd finally find out how that Troll Science cartoon works where he puts a portal on a table, opens another, then throws the table into the other portal. Sure, I might implode the universe, but whatever.
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#18
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#20
I would use it to save people from disasters.


lol nah.

I'd use it to save gas and teleport my ass everywhere. Unless it was raining. Then I would just rob banks.
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#21
Now that I think about it, I'd set one up in my bed room and the other in my local guitar shop's store room.
#22
I'd just travel around the world..
Nah I'm too lazy for that.. One near my bed, the other near my pc and guitar
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#26
Im assuming for some reason no one else know about the portals? If so, id strut into a bank in the day, shoot a portal into the vault. Wait until nightfall, strut through my portal in suitable robbing clothes, Take all the money, ????, Profit! literally!
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#28
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I'm gonna have to agree with this.
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#30
for being lazy. I walk walk places that were miles away, but only take a few steps because I would shoot new portals as far as I could
#31
I'd give it to suicidal gore freaks. They'd walk directly into one end of the portal, then close the portal. They would have merged with the wall.
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#32
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#33
Quote by laid-to-waste
i'd put one on megan fox's ass and one in my living room


I would most definitely not use the gun on someone's ass.
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#36
Quote by laid-to-waste
i'd put one on megan fox's ass and one in my living room

so whenever i'm with my pals

i'm all like

later guys, i'm gonna go home to megan fox's ass

and whenever i want to see megan fox's ass, all i have to do is go through the portal

or i'd put it on the tv while i'm watching star wars

no, the first one

megan fox's ass is cooler



Hate to piss on your parade and all, but if you put a portal on her ass, she would no longer have said rectum, due to the fact that there's a portal to your living room on it.
Also, every time she shat, your living room would be a really awkward place to be. But other than that, it's fine plan.
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#38
If I had a portal gun, I would rob banks, and create a mini portable version, so if I got caught, I could smuggle it in to prispn, and escape
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Hate to piss on your parade and all, but if you put a portal on her ass, she would no longer have said rectum, due to the fact that there's a portal to your living room on it.
Also, every time she shat, your living room would be a really awkward place to be. But other than that, it's fine plan.


damn

dude, you just

like

ruined my shit

lol no pun intended

wait, what if i do it on her ass cheek?
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