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I wake up very well, I'm a sunbeam.
22 13%
I can't stand mornings, and wish hell upon Earth upon awakening from my slumber
44 26%
I wake up okay, but can have some bad mornings.
49 29%
I don't like mornings, but I occasionally wake up great.
32 19%
Keanu Reeves
23 14%
Voters: 170.
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#1
Do you wake up well? Do you want to choke every human being in sight if they talk to you? What do you do to/when you wake up?


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#2
I need a couple of minutes to start comprehending what is happening but then everything goes just dandy.


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da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#3
Always horrible. I stumble out of bed communicating only in grunts, drink some tea, smoke a ciggarette, eat the first thing I can find and then sit and swear at the BBC Breakfast show.
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#4
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Always horrible. I stumble out of bed communicating only in grunts, drink some tea, smoke a ciggarette, eat the first thing I can find and then sit and swear at the BBC Breakfast show.

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#6
I open my eyes >.>
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#7
I'm mostly okey, but if I get waken up by someone I don't like, I get really annoyed. The best thing is to not have to get up from bed, so you can do it when you feel like
#8
Quote by JamSessionFreak
I need a couple of minutes to start comprehending what is happening but then everything goes just dandy.


This

I hate it when I wake up and get asked a ton of question right away.
#9
It depends what I'm waking up for [9am lectures? No. 5am F1 race? I leap out of bed ], how much sleep and/or if I wake up at the right 90 minute interval.
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#10
well, i wake up, then i realize

wait for it


i'm still dreaming

this goes on for like 4-5 dreams until i realize it's hopeless then i just have sex with lots of models
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#11
I have to wait a couple of seconds to get my bearings. I refuse to speak to anyone in the process.
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#12
I actually don't have any trouble with doing things right as I wake up. But if I do something or say something, and then fall asleep again, I won't even remember that when I wake up for real
#13
I can pretty much leap out of bed instantly after opening my eyes, it's a good burst of adrenaline to start the day.
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#14
i always wake early busting for a piss, take a piss, and then go back to bed and read or go on laptop cus i cant be bothered goin back to sleep, this happens every morning at 7/8/9 am
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#15
I open my eyes and convince myself this is a dream that way i can go back to sleep with no worries.
#16
Wake up. Go back to sleep. Repeat until about 11.
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#17
I can't stand it when someone wakes me up, pissed off and telling me to get up and do a bunch of shit, but other than that i have no problem.
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#19
I can't function properly for about 3 hours after waking up if it's because I HAVE to be awake then. Everyone who talks to me then suffers.

I could easily sleep 18 hours a day if I was allowed to.
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#20



It's about half and half between good and bad. Some days I wake up right away and get out of bed ready to go. Other days I want to go right back to sleep and never wake up.


I work at 8am five days a week, so I've mostly gotten used to the idea of being up early. I don't really enjoy it, but I can deal with it now. I still think it's evil to make anyone wake up before 10am.
#21
At one point I sleep. At another I don't. That's how.

To be serious, it depends on the amount of sleep the preceeding nights have provided.
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#22
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I can't stand it when someone wakes me up, pissed off and telling me to get up and do a bunch of shit, but other than that i have no problem.


This.

That is about half of my summer mornings.

#24
I wake up really easily. It's ****ing pathetic how people can't communicate until noon.

I've found that just yelling like you're being murdered in the morning helps significantly. And also gives you an icebreaker with the neighbors.
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#25
Keanu Reeves. At least, 97% of the time.
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#26
i don't ever sleep. well, sometimes i sleep, but sometimes not for days. but i have complete control over it, because i'm more machine than man nowadays.
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#27
I hate mornings, I hate people who wake me up or are near me in the morning, and I REALLY hate people who won't let me sleep.

I can truly and deeply HATE someone just because he/she snores.
#28
If I wake up before noon, I just go back to sleep. **** mornings.
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#30
I like mornings when I wake up and am left alone. Other than that, if you f*cking say one word to me when I wake up I f*cking hate you. Flat out.
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#32
I used to be terrible, but now I have a job I enjoy waking up for it's easier. I've always been a bad sleeper though, so take pills now.. that might have something to do with it.

Also I sleep next to my computer, and I only recently discovered the joy of "Scheduled Tasks"
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#34
i despise mornings!!! i can't eat when i first wake up or my stomach will feel like shit for hours, i never get enough sleep, i'm cranky and i hate the sun!
#35
When every slumber brings horrific night terrors that are incredibly hard to awake from, you learn to avoid going to sleep as much as possible.
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#36
I open my eyes. Take deep breaths to slow down my heart rate. Stretch my arms. I sit up. I look at my crotch. I stick my hands down my shorts to either (A) shift the direction of my morning wood or (B) put my escaped penis back inside my briefs.
#37
Quote by JamSessionFreak
I need a couple of minutes to start comprehending what is happening but then everything goes just dandy.


Pretty much this
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#38
I kinda just like, blah, in the mornings, usually takes me about an hour to fully wake up, unless I need to do something, or be somewhere, like in deer hunting season, wake up at 4 am, get dressed, eat left over dinner, get in deer stand and freeze butt off till sun up.
#39
There are some mornings that I will rip the head of off anyone who talks to me, and other mornings where I'm the complete opposite.
#40
where's the coffee option

does that come with keanu reeves?
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