Exactly 1 week from now, I will be playing paintball for the first time

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#2
Pain.
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Pain.

Yup.
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#5
Paintball
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#7
Charge into battle, do not hesitate, do not tarry! Follow through with swift retribution and crushing vengeance! Do not stop until everyone is colored with pretty colors! Haha but seriously, paintball's fun. Have a good time. And for the first time, wear layers on your arms and thin skinned areas. I made the mistake of wearing just a t-shirt one time and I regretted it. I got bunkered and the dude came around and shot me right on the bony part of the elbow and left a huge half dollar sized bleeding welt.
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#8
i didnt really enjoy paintball the few times i played it

that is all
#11
Not really pain. Most can't shoot for shit, and it doesn't really hurt that much unless it hits your fingers. If it gets your head, you'll know about it - but it's nothing tragic.

You won't hit anything from far away. Being gutsy makes the game fun, but weigh it up, only be super gutsy when rounds near its end.

Don't be afraid to get dirty. Wear shorts if you're provided with a coverall - i personally prefer this and didn't get hit in my legs, but many will disagree. Wear shoes you don't mind that will get trashed, but have a fair bit of traction.

Communication and game plans make a big difference.

Also, when everyone is shooting in a direction, shoot in the same direction as them
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Wear shoes you don't mind that will get trashed, but have a fair bit of traction.

I only own one pair of shoes. Is it impossible to clean the paint off of shoes or something? I don't really feel like buying a new pair of shoes just for paintball.
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I only own one pair of shoes. Is it impossible to clean the paint off of shoes or something? I don't really feel like buying a new pair of shoes just for paintball.


Buy cheap, used, white shoes and leave the paint on them.
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#14
gloves, although rare, when some mofo hits you in the hands it hurts like a bitch and it starts to swell
also, wear unimportant clothing, paint does stain a little bit. and it also gives a strange smell. expect pain, especially if the round starts and your like wtf do i do and people start to shoot you and only like 2 paintballs pop after like 10 have hit you. goddamn cunts that hurt a lot. that was a shitty game, i got hit like 15 times
#16
And prepare to be sore the next day. I remember my knees would be so damn sore after I would play. Point blank head shots are not pleasing, neither are shots to the soft part of your neck. Is it gonna be woods ball or speed ball?
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Paint.
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And prepare to be sore the next day. I remember my knees would be so damn sore after I would play. Point blank head shots are not pleasing, neither are shots to the soft part of your neck. Is it gonna be woods ball or speed ball?

I'm not sure yet. I think it might be woods but I'm no 100% sure. All I know is that it's gonna be a small group of friends and most of us won't know what we're doing.
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Not really pain. Most can't shoot for shit, and it doesn't really hurt that much unless it hits your fingers. If it gets your head, you'll know about it - but it's nothing tragic.

You won't hit anything from far away. Being gutsy makes the game fun, but weigh it up, only be super gutsy when rounds near its end.

Don't be afraid to get dirty. Wear shorts if you're provided with a coverall - i personally prefer this and didn't get hit in my legs, but many will disagree. Wear shoes you don't mind that will get trashed, but have a fair bit of traction.

Communication and game plans make a big difference.

Also, when everyone is shooting in a direction, shoot in the same direction as them

Imagine if real armies worked like that
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I'm not sure yet. I think it might be woods but I'm no 100% sure. All I know is that it's gonna be a small group of friends and most of us won't know what we're doing.



Well I like speed ball better personally. Woods ball can go on forever if you have a bunch of chickens that won't move. I recommend long pants and sleeves though, I know you might get hot but the less exposed skin the better.
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Well I like speed ball better personally. Woods ball can go on forever if you have a bunch of chickens that won't move. I recommend long pants and sleeves though, I know you might get hot but the less exposed skin the better.

It's 102 F out right now, and the rest of the week looks pretty damn warm too, so I'm sure I'll get hot. I'd like to not have a heatstroke however.
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Can't imagine the pain she's in from that.
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Can't imagine the pain she's in from that.


she's not in pain, they took a picture of her naked then photoshopped the paint on with overlay and screen.

clearly.
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Can't imagine the pain she's in from that.

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#27
You won't hit anything from far away.


Not entirely true. Depending on your gun and your barrel length, but I shot a kid from the start of the field to about mid-field (Guessing about 20 - 30 yards) with a stock Tippmann 98 Custom. Of course I had to aim up a little for compensation of the ball dropping and windage and all that but yeah. Just used the sights. It was right between the eyes too. I couldn't believe it.
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#28
it doesnt really hurt unless u get shot real close, i like both speedball and woodsball. they r both fun

and i've been hit with one of them invert mini pro guns by my cousin like 5 times when we were speedballing, the triggers on those things r ridiculous
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#29
It is slighlty painful if you get hit, but nothing major. Don't worry.
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I only own one pair of shoes. Is it impossible to clean the paint off of shoes or something? I don't really feel like buying a new pair of shoes just for paintball.


It isn't the paint, it's the mud and so on. The paint comes right off with little or no trouble. Also you'll be doing weird movements all day, so if say you wore converse, they're very likely to split at the edges etc.

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Expect... Marmosets
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#32
wear a nut cup!!!you'll have a blast,don't shoot while you're running won't hit much.run fast,slide and come up guns a blazin.
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It isn't the paint, it's the mud and so on. The paint comes right off with little or no trouble. Also you'll be doing weird movements all day, so if say you wore converse, they're very likely to split at the edges etc.

I've cleaned mud and stuff off my Etnies before, so I don't think it'll be a big deal.
#34
Don't take your face mask off for ANY REASON.

One time, this kid I knew was playing paintball, and he got hit. He stood up, took off his mask and said "alright everybody I'm ou-" and he got shot in the face.


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#35
expect to have fun

wear clothes tnat you dont mind getting dirty/throwing out even if they give you some sort of suit, paint finds its way

protect your balls, i nearly got shot in them the first time i was playing, 10 cm left and it would be bad

pay attention to your surroundings. When i was playing they had this great 3-stories "warzone", with lots of cover and multiple ways to move up and down. One team starts on the first floor, another on the third, goal is to either a) capture the flag on the 2nd floor (when playing cap the flag the ones who get shot get 1,5 minute timeout, otherwise it would end too quickly) or b) take all enemies out.

dont get discouraged by those who say to expect pain


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I've cleaned mud and stuff off my Etnies before, so I don't think it'll be a big deal.


It's not like, 'a splashing' They'll be caked by the end of the day, hell even after the first few rounds. It's nothing major, i'm just saying don't go wearing you're only pair of good shoes to an event like paintballing. It's the equivalent to wearing high heels and then going gokarting
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It's a quote from Black Hawk Down


THAT'S where I heard that from. I almost was sure it was BHD that that line was from.
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THAT'S where I heard that from. I almost was sure it was BHD that that line was from.


It's a great film It's the bit before they head out and Grimesy is getting 'advice' from the other rangers, such as "all you need is dope and beer dude... ammo..."
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It's a great film It's the bit before they head out and Grimesy is getting 'advice' from the other rangers, such as "all you need is dope and beer dude... ammo..."

Yeah haha. Brilliant film, and fairly accurate too.
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