Poll: How does the pit eat their pizza?
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Classic triangular slices.
103 74%
Knife and fork method.
7 5%
Both.
14 10%
Fight the war, f*ck the norm
15 11%
Voters: 139.
#1
Serious debate here:

Pit, how do you eat your pizza?

Do you cut the classic triangle slices and eat them with your hands, or do you cut tiny pieces and eat with knife and fork?

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#2
I rip off the slices with my hands usually, unless they've already been cut.
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#3
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Do you cut the classic triangle slices and eat them with your hands, or do you cut tiny pieces and eat with knife and fork?


lol wat
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#4
I don't fuck around with utensils or anything, just grab that shit with your hands and throw it down your throat.
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#6
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lol wat

I've seen many a person eat piza that way..
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#7
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Fold it into a convinient single-slice-sized piece. Eat in one. Such is life in Soviet Russia.


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#8
My parents eat with a knife and fork. I disowned them.
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#9
Hands, then i fold it in half lengthwise and eat it like that
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#10
Quote by Krieger91
I've seen many a person eat piza that way..


lol good one
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#13
I've seen this thead many times.

Donald trump eats his pizza with a fork and knife. In New York.

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#14
I do whatever I feel like, so I voted both.. It mostly depends on what I got on my pizza
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#17
i hate pizza, I order a chinese and eat it with a fork
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#19
I eat pizza with my hands unless it's bigger than my face and too thin to hold without falling over, in which case I use a fork.
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#20
I usually just cut into slices and eat it slice by slice, but I have on occasion just started biting into the whole pizza. My dad eats with a knife and fork sometimes too. Its a bit weird.
#21
Depends on the Pizza, usually i eat it with a knife and fork because usually I am eating deep dish pizza (real pizza). If its thin crust, I use my hands
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#22
Most pizza shops around here have the pizza cut up in a square manner. The only one I think that does it the "old fashioned way" is Domino's.
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#23
Cut into loose Eights...
Rip off an eat all the crusts.
Eat each slice one at a time. If topping falls off put it on single slice to eat at the end.
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#24
Both. If I'm in a pizzeria I eat it with a knife and a fork, but I eat it with my hands since I can be a pig all I want.


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#25
Anyone who eats pizza with a knife and fork shouldn't be allowed to eat pizza.
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#27
I grab the triangle with my hands, I fold it, and then I eat it
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#28
Knife and fork only gets near my pizza if it's in a restaurant a little more upscale than Pizza Hut and it's ilk.
#29
I eat everything with a knife and a fork. The only exceptions are soup and eating out girls. For the last I use my tongue or penorz.
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#30
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I cut them into halves, then fold them into triangles and eat with hands.
#31
Fail Poll lacks square option for thin crusts and shit.

I don't care what shape it's cut in, pizza gets eaten by hand. And quickly, before some other asshole tries to get more of it than me.
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#33
I eat it and then usually put it in the toilet in the form of a regurgitated mess that seems more appealing to me than the original thing. I've been working at pizza hut for almost 3 years.
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#35
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I eat it and then usually put it in the toilet in the form of a regurgitated mess that seems more appealing to me than the original thing. I've been working at pizza hut for almost 3 years.


Eww, pizza hut

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#36
Big slices, folded up the middle. Since I eat actual pizza, it needs to be folded. Its not that puny flat pizza hut garbage shit
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#37
I eat it with my hands, cut into triangular pieces, and fold it down the center to keep it up in the air.
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