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#1
Pretty much, im 20. SOMEBODY CARE
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#2
you didn't care when it was my 20th 3 weeks ago, so why should i care?

happy birthday.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#3
I cared... On facebook enough to look at your profile two days ago to see if it was your birthday...

Happy birthday though xD
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#6
You're right, I don't care.




That can be a present for you, for when someone else posts a birthday thread that you dont give a shit about. I have plenty in reserve
Last edited by sam b at Jul 25, 2011,
#7
I don't care. Yet, I congratulate you on the 20 years of living in this horrid world.
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Hey it's Alek from Chillin in Bodom and ears a lick for bitch who can't play dicks.


#8
Quote by cliff_em_all
Pretty much, im 20. SOMEBODY CARE

What's the instant messenger 20 got to do with your birthday?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#9
Quote by padgea7x
What's the instant messenger 20 got to do with your birthday?

Everything.
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#10
I don't care when people say I don't care, therefore I now actually don't care

But either way, happy birthday!

I got you this:



Oh, and this



I don't know if your name is Mark...


but it is now.
This will start a RIOT! in me
#11
Happy one-year-closer-to-death day! I got you this:
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Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#15
Quote by cliff_em_all
Everything.

They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#17
holy

shit

holy shit

did anybody else realize that burps are basically oral farts?
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#18
Quote by laid-to-waste
holy

shit

holy shit

did anybody else realize that burps are basically oral farts?


This will start a RIOT! in me
#20
Quote by laid-to-waste
holy

shit

holy shit

did anybody else realize that burps are basically oral farts?


since like 5th grade brah.

they were explaining gas in your body and a kid says so like burping is farting out your mouth? and the teacher said yep and then continued to show us how.
Apparently this is a signature

Yessir it is
#21
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You know, people say Cliff Burton was overrated. I think they're just throwing him under the bus.


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You know that old saying: "Men who play bass in the band have the largest genitalia." Well, it's the same for women.
Last edited by Low Man's Lyric at Jul 25, 2011,
#22
Quote by Twist of fate
You know, people say Cliff Burton was overrated. I think they're just throwing him under the bus.


some people are just crushed when they realize how mediocre he was.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#23
Quote by theogonia777
some people are just crushed when they realize how mediocre he was.

So crushed that they become a tour bus driver for Metallica and get drunk behind the wheel.

By the way TS I got you this Dave Mustaine sock puppet
#24
Quote by cliff_em_all
Pretty much, im 20. SOMEBODY CARE

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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#25
Quote by laid-to-waste
holy

shit

holy shit

did anybody else realize that burps are basically oral farts?


You have discovered the secret. Now, I, as a memeber of The Illuminati of Bodily Passages, must kill you.


OT: Here, have a present, I got Carmel the Sun, so you can have...




A depressed cow. Enjoy.
RIP Adam
#26
It's my birthday today too. Can I use this thread as a somebody caring thread as well?
I'm just like the Jonas Brothers,

I'm no longer relevant and write mediocre music.


#28
Happy 20th!

I got you this sweater



It's a bonus, because it's a CLOWN!!! LIKE A BIRTHDAY CLOWN!!!!

Q#m
e|--6--|
B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
#29
I made you a cookie but eated it
I'm not a James Hetfield fan
My username is "hames jetfield" because "farty mriedman" sounds weird.

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i have rabies from licking my pet rat's face


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#30
Quote by hames jetfield
I made you a cookie but eated it


Go back to school. And don't tell the teacher your dog "eated" your homework.
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The solution is simple and obvious.

We revolt against ourselves. Mass suicide. The ultimate revolution.
#35
Everyone deserves to get laid on their birthday. Go get laid! That's my gift to you. Haha!

Now everyone mark your calendars for September 1st. I turn 19!

E-married to no one
My Name is MaryJane
Pokemon Black FC: 3310-5005-8816

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Honestly, I know where Alabama is and I suppose that explains your deeply striking looks...
#36
I always thought your join date was '03.

Hmm.
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
#37
Happy birthday!
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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Isis is amazing
#38
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Z.Vex SHO
AnalogMan Stereo Chorus
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Way Huge Supa Puss
#40
Happy birthday. I give you a warning to not make birthday threads for yourself. Nonetheless, here's some libations for you!
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