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#1
I found this hilarious, but I know it's gonna make some of ya'll mad, but this is what you get when you execute a police officer, and then start taking shots at the Swat team. It's from 2009 but it's still a funny story.

Long story short, a illegal immigrant(Mexican) is stopped in a routine traffic stop. The immigrant shoots the officer 8 times, once in the back of the head, and takes off. The Swat team finds him hiding in a forest, and he starts shooting at them. The Swat open fires at him and they hit him 68 times.

The coroner reported that the suspect died of natural causes. When he was asked about this, he said, "when you are shot 68 times you are naturally going to die."

All the liberals were freaken out saying why did they have to shoot him 68 times? The sheriff said," it was all the ammo we had." It's like a John Wayne line or something.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/judd.asp

Am I the only one who finds this funny, or am I a cruel heartless person? Any better way you think the officers could of handled this?
#2
Good.

Shooting somebody 8 times and in the back of the head is just cold. Though whether he was an immigrant or not isnt particularly relavent.

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Any better way you think the officers could of handled this?
Arrest him, put him on trial, send him to jail for the rest of his life/death row depending on the state?

You know, their job?
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I don't know how him being an undocumented citizen is relevant...
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Yeah, the coroner line and the cop line made me laugh kind of obnoxiously. I think it's funny.

Yeah, and I don't feel bad about it either, shooting anyone in the back is a serious dick move, let alone eight times, let alone a goddamn cop...
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I heard about this a while back. I did enjoy the line.
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Just because someone does something cold doesn't mean you have to be cold back. These officers protect the area of which they serve; they are role models. They shouldn't step to the level of criminals.
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Arrest him, put him on trial, send him to jail for the rest of his life/death row depending on the state?

You know, their job?


He raised a weapon at them if I am not mistaken.
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#11
coroner is totally stealing Steven wrights material!

either way, that's hilarious and awesome.

and guy above me: yes it's relevant. it sets the motive for shooting the officer.
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Quote by element4433
Arrest him, put him on trial, send him to jail for the rest of his life/death row depending on the state?

You know, their job?


The dude opened fire on them. Any of them could have been wounded or killed trying to arrest him.
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I don't know how him being an undocumented citizen is relevant...


The reason he ran was because he had a warrant out for his arrest because of him being a illegal immigrant involved in something, it is illegal you know. But the government dropped his case a few weeks before this, but he didn't know it at the time.

Two, if he was deported like he should of been, he would of never killed that officer.
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Arrest him, put him on trial, send him to jail for the rest of his life/death row depending on the state?

You know, their job?


yeah. as he's firing at them they should've just laid down their guns and arrested him civilly.
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#17
SWAT team sounds like a bunch of douches who get too much pleasure from shooting people.
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Two, if he was deported like he should of bean, he would of never killed that officer.



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#19
Damn, they were one bullet short of satisfaction.
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SWAT team sounds like a bunch of douches who get too much pleasure from shooting cop killers


fixed.
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#21
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It explains why he shot the officer. If he was legal, he would have had no reason to do so.

No it doesn't.
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The reason he ran was because he had a warrant out for his arrest because of him being a illegal immigrant involved in something, it is illegal you know. But the government dropped his case a few weeks before this, but he didn't know it at the time.

Two, if he was deported like he should of been, he would of never killed that officer.


Three, if the US didn't have retarded and racist immigration laws, this whole situation would've never started.
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Just because someone does something cold doesn't mean you have to be cold back. These officers protect the area of which they serve; they are role models. They shouldn't step to the level of criminals.


lolque?

They were being shot at in all fairness. You can't really tell a man employed by the state to go and approach a man firing wildly at him, bullets kill ya know?

However, how much ammo would that guy of had anyway? And im fairly sure they should of picked up on that they killed him alot sooner than say 60 hits in.
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He raised a weapon at them if I am not mistaken.
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The dude opened fire on them. Any of them could have been wounded or killed trying to arrest him.
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yeah. as he's firing at them they should've just laid down their guns and arrested him civilly.
There's a huge difference between taking down an armed suspect and shooting somebody 68 times.

He wasn't shooting at them when they shot him.
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#25
68 rounds is nothing, I'm pretty sure each guy had more than 68 rounds on him.

EDIT:

They shot a total of 110 rounds, there were 10 people. That's 11 rounds per person, that is really nothing. Fighting units typically carry 300 rounds a person, 11 shots per person with a semi automatic gun means they were very efficient.
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Three, if the US didn't have retarded and racist immigration laws, this whole situation would've never started.


oh Jesus ... cant you keep your vagina in your pants for just ONE thread without it turning into some political crossfire.
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fixed.

When you enjoy killing anyone, no matter how bad they may be in your eyes, you do not deserve a place in a professional body of law enforcement. I'm not saying they shouldn't have shot him. I'm saying that shooting 68 rounds into him then making that stupid macho comment "ahurrdurr it was all we had" is ridiculous and entirely unprofessional.
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68 rounds is nothing, I'm pretty sure each guy had more than 68 rounds on him.


That's some epic justification
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oh Jesus ... cant you keep your vagina in your pants for just ONE thread without it turning into some political crossfire.


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When you enjoy killing anyone, no matter how bad they may be in your eyes, you do not deserve a place in a professional body of law enforcement. I'm not saying they shouldn't have shot him. I'm saying that shooting 68 rounds into him then making that stupid macho comment "ahurrdurr it was all we had" is ridiculous and entirely unprofessional.


ok.
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When you enjoy killing anyone, no matter how bad they may be in your eyes, you do not deserve a place in a professional body of law enforcement. I'm not saying they shouldn't have shot him. I'm saying that shooting 68 rounds into him then making that stupid macho comment "ahurrdurr it was all we had" is ridiculous and entirely unprofessional.


Also, this.
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I'll be the bigger man and bid you a nice day.


protip: calling yourself the bigger man makes you not the bigger man.
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Three, if the US didn't have retarded and racist immigration laws, this whole situation would've never started.


The laws are not racist, that's your opinion coming through there, they are just inefficient, and need to be reformed. But the law is the law, immigrating into the country illegally is still illegal and the law says you should be deported.

If we governed off emotions we would be a 3ed world country by now.
#34
I remember reading something similar someone had posted on here a while ago. It was an interview with a marine sniper I believe. It went something like this:

Reporter-"So what do you feel when you pull the trigger and end someone's life?"

Sniper- *shrug* "recoil"
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Arrest him, put him on trial, send him to jail for the rest of his life/death row depending on the state?

You know, their job?

When a suspect is shooting at officers, they are authorized to shoot back. However, 68 bullets is kind of excessive. If anything, one well-placed bullet could have done the job of disabling the suspect.
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and here we go! now we have to listen to TS's conservative crap because zgr and company couldn't keep their labias sealed. an ensuing five pages of political debate. I say three pages before it somehow becomes about religion.
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and here we go! now we have to listen to TS's conservative crap because zgr and company couldn't keep their labias sealed. an ensuing five pages of political debate. I say three pages before it somehow becomes about religion.



it'll hit abortion before it does that.
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I must say i chuckled.
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and here we go! now we have to listen to TS's conservative crap because zgr and company couldn't keep their labias sealed. an ensuing five pages of political debate. I say three pages before it somehow becomes about religion.


And here we go! Bitching instead of just ignoring the posts that you don't like.

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#40
it's funny how people justify and glamorize this type of behavior among the police. see how much you'd like it if all cops acted like john wayne or dirty harry. find out what happens when cops take a shoot first ask questions later attitude.