#1
got two grand for my b day today. its the nicest present ive ever been given and i dont want to waste it. im trying to turn this into more money and im open to anything. if i cant find any way to increase this 2k then im going to buy recording equipment and throw the rest in the bank until i can get a decent car.

as much as i want to get a half pound of dank i just cant do that. any suggestions, crazy or serious, are welcome
#2
Hookers. Lots of them.
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#3
Invest in small business. Be captured by KGB. Sent to Siberia to count trees. Two grand burned for warmth.

Such is life in Soviet Russia.
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It's like you take vodka, and then dilute it down until it's pretty much water, but still call it vodka, and proceed to pretend to get heavily wasted off it.
#4
Quote by XxDethmetalxX
Invest in small business. Be captured by KGB. Sent to Siberia to count trees. Two grand burned for warmth.

Such is life in Soviet Russia.



#5
Quote by XxDethmetalxX
Invest in small business. Be captured by KGB. Sent to Siberia to count trees. Two grand burned for warmth.

Such is life in Soviet Russia.

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#6
Buy a fogmachine and record an instrumental album with it. FSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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#10
Bet it all in your first hand playing Black Jack at a casino. Chance to turn it into 4k. There ya go.
#13
Throw it into an account that will gain compounding interest. From the time you're 18 til you're 28, save ten percent of your income or a grand (whichever is more) and add it to this account. Once you finish up that tenth year, you lock it away in a compounding interest-gaining account and DO NOT TOUCH IT.

Turn 65, have nice remaining years being rich.
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#15
I'd get a new computer.

Yes, I'd spend two grand on a computer. Possibly quite a bit more.
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#16
give it to me so i can buy a pedal steel guitar.
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#17
$2k worth of smexy amp.

Or $1850 for a Splawn Quick Rod, and $150 for drugs.
#18
Hmmmm.... I like the buy 10 mid range squires idea....

But bro, tax!

Okay, problem solved. Go to Oregon.
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#19
Quote by Reighnart
Hmmmm.... I like the buy 10 mid range squires idea....

But bro, tax!

Ok fine, buy 9 mid range Squiers. You can have them all in different colors!

Of course, mid range in this case means Affinity, which aren't that great, but they'd make a good decoration.

Quote by ethan_hanus
Buy an ounce and a half of gold, wait a few months, and sell it off to make a huge gain in profits...gold is going up in cost at a stupid pace, last few months ago it was $1500 a ounce, now it's $1600.

Then hammer it into a thin sheet and put it in your Schnapps.
Last edited by Alex Vik at Jul 26, 2011,
#20
Buy an ounce of gold, wait a few months, and sell it off to make a huge gain in profits...gold is going up in cost at a stupid pace, last few months ago it was $1500 a ounce, now it's $1600.
Last edited by ethan_hanus at Jul 26, 2011,
#22
Quote by Alex Vik

Then hammer it into a thin sheet and put it in your Schnapps.


your on to something here....
#23
A couple of ways to go with this:

1. Roth IRA (it's never too early to save for retirement)
2. Backpacking trip to another country
3. Buy a kiddie pool, get the rest of the $2k in pennies, pour pennies into pool, swim in it.
#25
no one has said buy a nice guitar?

that's what I'd do

but really what you should do is discuss with your parents, or whoever gave you the money, what to do with it, if they approve, it's a good idea
#26
Make a guitar out of expensive parts
I've done it, it works
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#27
Throw a party and invite all, that way to equally distribute the wealth and not get sent to Serbia.
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#28
Quote by XxDethmetalxX
Invest in small business. Be captured by KGB. Sent to Siberia to count trees. Two grand burned for warmth.

Such is life in Soviet Russia.

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#29
well you can ***** yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for $50 a piece, or fifty really fat chicks for a $1000. what dont look at me like that fat chicks need love too but they gottta pay.
#30
Quote by I am wet
Throw a party and invite all, that way to equally distribute the wealth and not get sent to Serbia.


lol, i think you mean Siberia? Serbia is pretty bad too though.
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#31
$2000? My last birthday I got like $50 all together.
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#33
Quote by ethan_hanus
Buy an ounce of gold, wait a few months, and sell it off to make a huge gain in profits...gold is going up in cost at a stupid pace, last few months ago it was $1500 a ounce, now it's $1600.

Actually, I was going to suggest this. Except don't sell it for awhile. A LONG while.
#36
Quote by Alex Vik
Yeah I went on a Wikipedia binge for a couple hours today and discovered this.


Yeah, I'd like to have a Goldschlager hold the Schlager.
Apparently this is a signature

Yessir it is
#37
Quote by Seref
$2k worth of smexy amp.

Or $1850 for a Splawn Quick Rod, and $150 for drugs.

I'd buy the splawn used..more money for drugs
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#39
Buy women. Lots of them.
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#40
1. Obtain $2000
2. Place in high interest bank account for term deposit
3.????
4.PROFIT!! (Srsly)

Its that easy TS
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