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#1
Just out of curiosity, what was your first kiss like? Better or worse than expected? Was it memorable? What's your story?
#4
She grabbed me by my collar shirt behind the roller skate rink, and raped my mouth


I remember trying to hide my boner
#5
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She grabbed me by my collar shirt behind the roller skate rink, and raped my mouth


I remember trying to hide my boner

hiding boners has become a daily occurrence for me.
#6
Later than I'd like admit, but awesome nonetheless.
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#7
Right after we finished the threesome.
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#10
One day we were watching a movie in music class and I was sitting next to one of my friends. This character in the movie said this line that we both had been talking about before the movie. So we both turned in surprise toward each other. Somehow we both tuned in such a way that for a split second our lips met. My friend was a guy btw. We didn't look at each other for the rest of the day and never discussed the event.
#11
It was cool. What was cooler though was how awesome I felt about myself afterword.
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#12
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First girlfriend? Or what

Nope. Not even a girlfriend. More of a makeout buddy. I didn't even kiss my first girlfriend.

That's why I kinda feel like my first kiss was a fail. We just got drunk and made out for hours upon hours in every imaginable way. Wasn't really romantic but it was definitely hot
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Nope. Not even a girlfriend. More of a makeout buddy. I didn't even kiss my first girlfriend.

That's why I kinda feel like my first kiss was a fail. We just got drunk and made out for hours upon hours in every imaginable way. Wasn't really romantic but it was definitely hot


To be fair, most guys would kill to make out "for hours upon hours in every imaginable way"
#15
I remember expecting it to be a lot better, like people talk about on TV, and like she said it would be. It was special, but it wasn't terribly intimate or anything. But it was nice. Every kiss after that was better, even though it's been with the same girl. I expected too much the first time.
#16
None

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Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
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Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+ Head
Orange PPC2x12 Cab Black
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
#20
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I remember expecting it to be a lot better, like people talk about on TV, and like she said it would be. It was special, but it wasn't terribly intimate or anything. But it was nice. Every kiss after that was better, even though it's been with the same girl. I expected too much the first time.

Same here. Like, it was good, but I didn't get butterflies or anything. Wasn't that big of a deal.

....and.... Is the lulwut pear unbanned???
#21
It was great.


Although she wasn't too happy about it once the rohypnol wore off.
#22
My current girlfriend
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Same here. Like, it was good, but I didn't get butterflies or anything. Wasn't that big of a deal.

....and.... Is the lulwut pear unbanned???


Why is it banned?
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+ Head
Orange PPC2x12 Cab Black
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
#24
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Why is it banned?

When it first came about, people posted it obsessively so it was banned, posting it again for the lulz.
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Oh I see
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+ Head
Orange PPC2x12 Cab Black
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
#28
It was awesome. Last year (10th grade), which is much later than normal, but oh well. Anyway I asked her out on a saturday night, and the monday morning at school I walked her to her first class and kissed her outside the door.
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#32
It was pretttty dumb. I had literally only eaten part of an apple that day for no good reason, and we were hanging out at the park next to my house around midnight before she took me home. When walking to the car I stopped her while she opened her door and when to kiss her and fell a little bit from lack of energy. Apparently I scratched her with stubble that she didn't know I had. After laughing a lot and kissing more in the car and getting better her mom told her to come home now at like one. Then ended up being 3 and her bra was off and I got head. Moral of the story is wait until you're 17 to have a girlfriend that actually matters and you'll get head.
#33
It wasn't that great, actually. I had asked her our earlier that morning, and while I was doing something, she just grabbed me and kissed me. I didn't get quite the feeling I thought I would, it was just like, "huh, ok." It wasn't that bad, though. Same with my second kiss, with another girl. It was only later that kisses got better.
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Moral of the story is wait until you're 17 to have a girlfriend that actually matters and you'll get head.
I'm eighteen and if I wanted a girlfriend, I wouldn't be able to get one for my life.
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#35
Mine was a couple of years ago. It was with a friend of mine. It was ok.

Apparently it turned out she had a crush on me, yet I was totally and completely oblivious to it. I even denied it when I was told about it.

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This is very quickly becoming overused. I see it become the new LOLWUT Pear.
And I thought "What You Really Need" was going to become the new pear
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#37
It's really just a kiss :P

EDIT: I'm not one of those emotional "<333333" people that run around going "U NO HAV 1ST KIZ Y3T!?" So it's pretty much nothing too special
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Mine was a couple of years ago. It was with a friend of mine. It was ok.

Apparently it turned out she had a crush on me, yet I was totally and completely oblivious to it. I even denied it when I was told about it.


This is very quickly becoming overused. I see it become the new LOLWUT Pear.


But you have to remember that the only ones using it are me, izzbass, and SeverelSpecies
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#40
I didn't expect it, so it wasn't above or below what I hoped. It was definitely nice though
I would like to think I will always remember it, because it was with my first girlfriend who I was with for all of high school.
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