So guys, I want to know what the UG community wants! You, good people, need to tell me what I need to write a weekly or monthly column about. Let's have a broad topic that can be made humorous. Everyone loves a bit of comedy! On a serious note, I think writing for UG would make good use of my time, so fire away on those topics!
You'll never be the man your mother was.

I get a little depressed when I see vintage guitars in glass cases in restaurants. They’re like little tombs, you know?
The most important musical story of the month/week/whatever. For example, a death, disbanding or controversial action on behalf of a well-known musician.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.

Listening to: Duke Ellington

I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.