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#1
So my fellow pit monkeys what would you do or say if you met the above UGer on a blind date?
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#3
"Blind date? No no you've got me confused for someone else. I'm here to meet my long lost twin"
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#4
put him in my mouth, swirl him around and admire my nice clean teeth.

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#5
rape them and then say k, koo
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#7
i'd wish i was helen keller + not able to feel. so basically, i'd wish i were dead.
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#9
make you wear a Yvonne Strahovski mask.
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#10
Ask if they ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, then try to cover the wet spot on my jeans with an oversized sweat shirt.
#11
I would take you home, let you go to sleep and then start covering you in strips of raw bacon but making sure I woke you up in the process....Just to creep you out.
#13
ask them to remove the mask.
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#17
Gag him and tie him up and use the eyeballs he got from his previous blind date as anal beads on him.
#18
Take him on a hot date to McDonalds and make him eat the anal beads/eyeballs he got on his previous date.
#19
Dinner and a movie...


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#21
Go to the most expensive restaurant I could find, after the meal I would say im going to the bathroom and then climb out the window and leave you to pay.
#22
I'd take them out for a nice dinner and fun activity
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#23
I would invite them to an exclusive rum and skittles party after which we will get so drunk and choke on the skittles and die
#24
I would act nice the whole night, but get violent when they didn't invite me in and start crackin' skulls.


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#25
I'd probably bring out the ol' chloroform and do terrible unmentionable things in bed. However, I'd keep him from freaking out when he does come to by making sure Adventure Time is on TV when he wakes up.

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#26
We'll go to Applebee's and have a wonderful evening then go to their place for shenanigans.
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#27
I would tell you that the only reason I agreed to go on a blind date was because my friend said they would buy me a new pair of slippers.
#28
Wear a certain mask. As soon as he realised I wasn't Yvonne Strahovski, run and leave him the bill.
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#29
I would get you to help me finish off the Spec Ops missions in MW2.


I have a life-size Yvonne Strahovski blow-up doll, so I wouldn't be losing any sleep over that!
#31
I would be friendly the whole night, but at the end suggest we see other men...
#35
Goin in dry.
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#40
I'd slip an engagement ring into your wineglass, and you'd mistakenly drink it, and I would beat the shit out of you.

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