Poll: Where is he?
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View poll results: Where is he?
Dead ; - ;
1 100%
Eaten by wolves
0 0%
Broken his computer
0 0%
Left UG for good.
0 0%
0 0%
Pickled sponge
0 0%
Leonard Cohen
0 0%
One chord is fine, 2 is pushing it etc..
0 0%
Fast n bulbous
0 0%
0 0%
Voters: 1.
he lurked on my profile this morning without saying hi.

wait, this isn't about that "Kensai's dead" stuff, is it?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
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No one cares.


Maybe he hasn't been in the pit for a few days? Let's make a thread??

Sweden? or maybe he died of old age.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
Quote by damian_91
No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
Probably dead. Good riddance, finally someone else can have all the love from the pit instead of him hogging it all.
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Thank you Jesusaurus.
His last post was a little over an hour ago....
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.

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You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.

I make music sometimes.
I think he might have been eaten by wolves.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
I'll get Amplified's army of investigative reporters on the case.

Hey, does anyone want to be an investigative reporter?