#1
So pit, I have been studying for my learners license test, from a website which has THE questions in the actual test.
I just realised, this is easy.

For example;

What must you do when you come up to a red light at traffic signals?

A. Stop

B. Stop, unless you are turning left

C. Stop, unless you are being pursued by the police


So tell me, how was your test, and what kinda sh*t you got up to while learning to drive?
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#2
The obvious answer is

D. Stop, vigorously masturbate and try finish before it changes back to green

Never took a driving test, don't wanna drive, too many crazy people on the road
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#6
A. stop

unless a cop stands on the crossroad and tells you to pass using hand signals
#7
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A. stop

unless a cop stands on the crossroad and tells you to pass using hand signals


You obviously don't know the first thing about common sense, or driving. Or cops.
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You obviously don't know the first thing about common sense, or driving. Or cops.

in fact i have my drivers licence already 2 years, oh i forgot to mention i live in europe
#9
theory test is simple, its 95% common sense, just do a few practice tests and you'll be fine, most of the questions tend to come up in every test aswell
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in fact i have my drivers licence already 2 years, oh i forgot to mention i live in europe


I take it all back.

EDIT: I think we probably have a very similar test, given that we NZers probably still use the same test as when we were part of europe.

Wait, idk if we were a part of europe. I think so.

The sudden realisation I don't know jack shit about my own country
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#12
OH MY GOD! tell me about it
The questions are as such:

You see flashing lights of a police car behind you. Do you:
Speed up and don't allow him to pass.
Come to a stop.
Pull over safely to the left side of the road.

#13
I'm in UK, our theory questions are just as bad:
You are at lights that are on red, what comes next?
A: Amber
B: Red and Amber
C: Green
D: Green and Amber

>.<

However, worst moment ever was at the end of my driving test, the examiner said "sorry to say you haven't passed, however I will admit it wasn't actually your fault....." WHAT?! Wasn't happy at the time, but since foudn out they have to fail so many people per day so I was collateral damage xD The system fails lol
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OH MY GOD! tell me about it
The questions are as such:

You see flashing lights of a police car behind you. Do you:
Speed up and don't allow him to pass.
Come to a stop.
Pull over safely to the left side of the road.




1: Slam the brakes
2: Make him rear end you
3: ?????
4: Profit
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I almost laughed out loud when asked what the meaning of the (slippery road) sign and an answer choice was "drunk drivers ahead."
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However, worst moment ever was at the end of my driving test, the examiner said "sorry to say you haven't passed, however I will admit it wasn't actually your fault....." WHAT?! Wasn't happy at the time, but since foudn out they have to fail so many people per day so I was collateral damage xD The system fails lol

That's whack, man.
#17
None of the questions on my learner's test were funny. It's actually a legitimate test. However, most people pass their learner test on the first try then fail their road test the first try.
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Quote by faithsomemore
I take it all back.

EDIT: I think we probably have a very similar test, given that we NZers probably still use the same test as when we were part of europe.

Wait, idk if we were a part of europe. I think so.

The sudden realisation I don't know jack shit about my own country




That's possibly the funniest thing I've heard all year.
#20
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That's possibly the funniest thing I've heard all year.


Well I realised that whilst typing it, but proceeded anyways :P
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#21
I know people that failed the theory test 3-4 times. I think that should automatically disqualify you from driving. If you can't pass the theory test then you probably shouldn't be behind the wheel of a motor vehicle.
#23
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we NZers probably still use the same test as when we were part of europe.

Wait, idk if we were a part of europe. I think so.

What the fuck...

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#24
I didn't have to take theory for my license, but I did for my permit. Passed the first time.

How come I didn't get any questions with ridiculous answers?
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What the fuck...


Well we were ruled by the queen at one point, this is all I know. I know that's not being part of the european continent and such but whatever. I don't pay much attention in social studies.
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Well we were ruled by the queen at one point, this is all I know. I know that's not being part of the european continent and such but whatever. I don't pay much attention in social studies.

Oh dear... there are no words.

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Well we were ruled by the queen at one point, this is all I know. I know that's not being part of the european continent and such but whatever. I don't pay much attention in social studies.


That's back when we were all black though.
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That's back when we were all black though.



Aren't we all still black? I mean we're all from Africa. I think I'm just a light skinned black person.

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That's back when we were all black though.


Well finally somebody gets what I mean!

Then we got the plague and turned white :/
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#30
I passed my test just fine, the only hard questions where the legal ones where it asks you what the maximum fines were for various traffic violations and such. I kid you not, they asked for crap like that, like anyone cares to remember that kind of stuff, if they did, the majority of Americans wouldn't be the worst drivers on the face of the planet.

Been driving going on 7 years.