#1
So I was in the local takeaway and the guy who was making my fatman burger was looking outside at these two hot girls in an aroused manner. They looked like they were 15 or 14.

Should I just let this slide or tell someone?
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#2
So it was someone else who was looking at the under age girls...
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It was you wasn't it?
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Quote by Woffelz
So I was in the local takeaway and the guy who was making my fatman burger was looking outside at these two hot girls in an aroused manner. They looked like they were 15 or 14.

Should I just let this slide or tell someone?


I think the more important question is, how was the burger?
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#7
They're 15 or 14 and you think they're hot? You're the paedophile, TS.
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They're 15 or 14 and you think they're hot? You're the paedophile, TS.

But TS is 12


right?
#9
In what way were you aroused by these girls TS?
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Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#12
Oh hell naw.


But really I think you need something more solid than that.

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#13
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So I was in the local takeaway and the guy who was making my fatman burger was looking outside at these two hot girls in an aroused manner. They looked like they were 15 or 14.

Should I just let this slide or tell someone?


You mean he just looked at girls?

Wow.

*reported*
#14
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I think the more important question is, how was the burger?


It was amazing. If only I asked for cheese, it would be the perfect burger.

What was in it:
- Veggie patty. Those things give me a tonguasm.
- Tomato segments.
- Lettuce.
- Onions.
- Some mayo

NEEDS CHEESE!!!
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#15
I don't understand why pedophiles just don't pursue sexy relationships with legal midgets.
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#16
14 to 15 is not pedo material.

Underage, but not pedo.

People misuse that term.

A Lot.
#17
1. I like how you realize that they were hot. Double standard?
2. Yeah, I was so bummed out when I turned 18 and realized I couldn't even look at certain people. Shit sucks, yo.
3. What does "looking in an aroused manner" even mean? Did he just look content or was he making grunting noises while jumping up and down grasping his boner?
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3. What does "looking in an aroused manner" even mean? Did he just look content or was he making grunting noises while jumping up and down grasping his boner?


He was staring at them, smiling in a creepy way. It was weird. He couldn't take his friggin' eyes off of them, even while making my food.

inb4 "OH MY GOD HE MUST BE A PAEDO!!!!11" in a sarcastic way.
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#19
It really doesn't make him a pedo though for just looking.

Creepy? Yeah, probably.

Pedo? No.

Man, just when you were starting to be less annoying....
#20
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He was staring at them, smiling in a creepy way. It was weird. He couldn't take his friggin' eyes off of them, even while making my food.

How you expect everyone over the age of 20 to be:


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This.

No, don't tell anyone. He was just looking for crying out loud.
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#24
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There are hot 14-15 year old girls

He was just looking, not like he tried talking to them or anything.
If they were younger then that though there might be a problem>>

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#25
Well, they were hot, right? Reverse pedophilia never seems to bug people, when people under 18 are attracted to people in their 40s. People need to get over it. If a kid wants to sleep with someone 3-4 times their age, and they want to completely on their own accord, I say they should be allowed to.
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I was 20 when I started seeing my girlfriend, who was 16 at the time.
No-one rang the police on me.


And also peadophilia doesn't count post pubesent children.
Idiots, the lot of you.

You were attracted to a girl who isn't even old enough to see R rated movies, and we're the idiots?
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#30
Come on TS, it's obvious the guy was just interested in some fur burgers, I mean he sells burgers for a living, he was clearly just being professional.
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You get some hot 14/15 year olds...



I've been caught out before, see some really hot girl, then find out they are under 16, DO NOT WANT!
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#33
I feel like I've definitely met a pedophile before, or at least a guy a hair's width away from it (if you're curious, a driving instructor, but it was alright as he seemed to imply interest in girls rather than boys -which was particularly good because that toyota echo was pretty cramped and had a governor).

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I thought a pedophiles liked younger kids, not fully developed teenagers?

Not saying the guy isn't a creep, but I always thought pedophile meant really young kids. I could be wrong though.


You are correct. "Underage" and "pedo-age" are distinctions that, however different, do tend to end the same way (4 yrs w/ parole).


I'm a bit against those kinds of drastic age differences in relationships, mainly on account of how old people be stealin' our wimmenz.
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#34
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I was 20 when I started seeing my girlfriend, who was 16 at the time.
No-one rang the police on me.


Way to be a pro in the minor leagues
#35
Woffelz. You need to stop thinking about pedophiles. Or stop being one. Not sure which one is more accurate Seriously though, are you a pedophilephile? Do men that get aroused by children arouse you?


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What is it with you and Pedos? Did pedos kill your parents in an alley and now you roam the night exacting your revenge on them?


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#37
Quote by Woffelz
It was amazing. If only I asked for cheese, it would be the perfect burger.

What was in it:
- Veggie patty. Those things give me a tonguasm.
- Tomato segments.
- Lettuce.
- Onions.
- Some mayo

NEEDS CHEESE!!!


I don't know what one of these is...


...but I want one.
#38
Befriend him, TS. Learn his ways.
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#39
IIT: TS is jealous that a man wasn't looking at him in an aroused manner.
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