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i dunno, this idea popped into my head last night

what if one day, pornography just becomes this totally accepted fine art with live performances at those fancy theatre venues?

would you attend?

this is a really random and pointless thread, partly inspired by this (yes, im making people watch this again)
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I believe that in Ancient Mesopotamia, the Kings/ rulers would have people have an orgy in front of them. In case anybody is wondering, I heard that a teacher taught this to one of his classes.
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Quote by piratemetalhead
i dunno, this idea popped into my head last night

what if one day, pornography just becomes this totally accepted fine art with live performances at those fancy theatre venues?

would you attend?

this is a really random and pointless thread, partly inspired by this (yes, im making people watch this again)
Hell, no. Fuck that.
#9
Quote by triface
...And the audience faps together?

That's just wrong.



You know, it might seem wrong, but it's just right.

Just a group of men, sharing it together. Bonded as brothers.
#10
Quote by The Madcap
Hell, no. Fuck that.


Yeah that'd be kind of fu cked up man.

That frustrating moment when you've payed $80 to see live porn and you find out it's a foot fetish show.
#11
Quote by triface
...And the audience faps together?

That's just wrong.


There's also a showing of the prestige afterwards.
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Quote by monkeysintheday
There's also a showing of the prestige afterwards.


This wasn't the first reply? Pit, I am disappoint...

First thing to come to my mind...


Would it still be creepy if I was the guy in the back with a large trench coat on fapping under it???
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Women make it hard.
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#14
Quote by cyco_bob56
Dude, beaten by 30 years. Nude people have been in theater productions since "Hair" (back in the 70's).
Love the Carl video though. Can't stop laughing.
I think he meant porn. Not nudity. I'm sure there is a difference.
#18
I only watch porn to jerk off. It's boring as ****, I have no interest in watching it if I'm not allowed to pull my dick out.
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Quote by slipknot5678
No, I wouldn't. It's very unappealing to me. I don't even watch recorded porn.

wtf you imagine shit or something?
#21
I swear there are already erotic theater shows. Of course it's not quite porn, but some of it is probably close
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#22
ive watched around 5-10 minutes of porn rightt before working out before, apparantly its supposed to like subconciously motivate you or something

one of these days im going to attempt to finish just staring at myself in the mirror. masturbation is ****ing yourself anyways.
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Quote by piratemetalhead
ive watched around 5-10 minutes of porn rightt before working out before, apparantly its supposed to like subconciously motivate you or something

one of these days im going to attempt to finish just staring at myself in the mirror. masturbation is ****ing yourself anyways.


I usually fap to pictures of myself. I love me.
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#26
they have strippers you can bang at parties, thats essentially the same thing, i think some clubs have like lock in orgies too or something
you brought a hooker to church?
#27
Quote by BurningStarlV
Good one.


No seriously. I've watched it maybe five times in my life, and only once was it at home by myself (don't know what I was thinking). And when I was with other people watching it they were just being stupid showing each other shemale crap.
#28
Quote by slipknot5678
And when I was with other people watching it they were just being stupid showing each other shemale crap.


oh my god, this happened to me in grade eight freshman year

why the ****

like

jesus
#29
I don't call somebody a friend until we've looked at ****ed up porn together. Two girls one cup, two guys one horse... it's all gravy. Isn't that what friendship is all about?
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#31
Quote by Well.......
You know, it might seem wrong, but it's just right.

Just a group of men, sharing it together. Bonded as brothers.

It doesn't always have to just be a group of men.

BAM! Mind**** successful.
#32
Quote by slipknot5678
No seriously. I've watched it maybe five times in my life, and only once was it at home by myself (don't know what I was thinking). And when I was with other people watching it they were just being stupid showing each other shemale crap.
I don't watch it very much either. It always seems too rape-y for me.
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Quote by Gibson06
I only watch porn to jerk off. It's boring as ****, I have no interest in watching it if I'm not allowed to pull my dick out.


Yeah, it's like being in the same room watching people have sex. That's weird.

2 girls 1 cyst man!
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Quote by due 07
I don't watch it very much either. It always seems too rape-y for me.


amateur porn bro, amateur porn.
you brought a hooker to church?
#35
Quote by due 07
I don't watch it very much either. It always seems too rape-y for me.


Same here.
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#37
I can't watch porn with other people. It's just ****ing awkward.
Sincerely,
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#38
Quote by goldmember1217
1. Pay $80 to see show
2. Secretly film it
3. Put it on the internet for free

Problem, live pornography industry?

#39
Quote by goldmember1217
1. Pay $80 to see show
2. Secretly film it
3. Put it on the internet for free

Problem, live pornography industry?

You forgot to *trollface*.

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pornography is not in any way shape or form, art. and i'm pretty sure porn stars would tell you that as well
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