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but you pause for a little while.


You realize instead of killing yourself, you can go out, do anything you please and have absolutely nothing to lose. A moment ago, you would have made the decision to kill yourself. But now, you're living, and life is so much simpler. Everything you ever dreamed of doing but were too scared to do now seems so simple, and you realize you no longer care about the risks, you just want to go out, do something insane and have nothing to lose.

The world is your oyster.


What do you do?
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#2
Realize i don't know what i'd do and start a brainstorm on the pit to get ideas. Call suicide hotline TS.
#3
Find the girl of my dreams, repeat process
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#5
Masturbate in the church confessional and call it a day.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#6
Become the viking I've always been deep down.

Except since I'm not completely white I'd call myself a brown marauder rather than a viking.
Last edited by madbasslover at Jul 30, 2011,
#8
Find a run over cat, go to the nearest Chinese restaurant, slam it on de front desk and say:
"This is the last one I'll be bringing this week, you guys order way too many!"
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maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


Sometimes girls say that too...
#9
Go and try to do something INSANE like jump the london eye on my BMX... so if I die... i die... but if i survive, ill be a hero
#10
Ask Natalie Portman out
Quote by travs2448

How many of you are vegan?
Hopefully none

Does anyone know any fun recipes?
Yeah a big juicy flank steak

What can be done with tofu?
Nothing it taste like crap

Is there such thing as vegan meat? Vegan sausages ect
WTF ARE YOU ON?
#11
Or you remember that's not the case and just go and watch the telly instead.
OUT OF ORDER
#12
Become a rockstar.
Do 50 lines of coke.
Die of an overdose.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#14
Quote by madbasslover
Become the viking I've always been deep down.

Except since I'm not completely white I'd call myself a brown marauder rather than a viking.


I'll join you.
#17
I'd go and find bunches of spiders and let them bite me. I'll either stick to walls or die, so win win in this scenario.
Don't mess up.
#18
Quote by xSacrilegex
I'll join you.


And I.

I was born in Denmark, but I'm not Danish in terms of blood.

... Do I still qualify as a Viking?
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#19
realise that it takes more balls to back off and sort my life out than go through with it.

then go home and fap to hardcore porn
The time has come for all to see

The men behind the curtain cast at you disease



Yours Sincerely
#20
First of all I would like to have my testicles shaven by a Zoroastrian. Apparently nothing is like a fresh shorn scrotum.After that I would take a trip to the most beautiful places from money I would borrow from banks, friends and/or family. In these places I would endulge myself in the local cuisine and feminality.

When I have done all that, the only logical next step is to try to take over the world. I would come up with some crazy, twisted plan which obviously fails leading to my death.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#21
Quote by entity0009
I realise that nothing has in fact got simpler at all.


You can't mess with the presets.
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#22
I'd go to the south pole with a camera crew and attempt to wrestle a polar bear.
It would result in either:
A) A legendary death.
B) A legendary victory.
Seems like win win to me, if I was in that mind-set.
#23
It depends on what state I'm in...if I was in a depressive state, I would follow through with it...finish what I started. I've already failed once...ended up in behavorial health inpatient, which was hell..however, the "world is your oyster" thing sounds like one of my mania-induced delusions...in which case I would put the gun/razor/noose/whatever down and go on a massive spending spree, drive 120 mph down country roads, and chain smoke!
Church burning is good for the (social) environment

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Quote by theknuckster
It's like you take vodka, and then dilute it down until it's pretty much water, but still call it vodka, and proceed to pretend to get heavily wasted off it.
#24
Quote by intothe
I'd go to the south pole with a camera crew and attempt to wrestle a polar bear.
It would result in either:
A) A moronic decision resulting in death and probably becoming a meme.
B) A legendary victory.
Seems like win win to me, if I was in that mind-set.


Fix'd.
Don't mess up.
#25
Quote by intothe
I'd go to the south pole with a camera crew and attempt to wrestle a polar bear.
It would result in either:
A) A legendary death.
B) A legendary victory.
Seems like win win to me, if I was in that mind-set.

...
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#28
Quote by laid-to-waste
but you pause for a little while.


You realize instead of killing yourself, you can go out, do anything you please and have absolutely nothing to lose. A moment ago, you would have made the decision to kill yourself. But now, you're living, and life is so much simpler. Everything you ever dreamed of doing but were too scared to do now seems so simple, and you realize you no longer care about the risks, you just want to go out, do something insane and have nothing to lose.

The world is your oyster.


What do you do?

The screencap you got that from was probably the coolest thing to ever come from neckbeardchan.

Quote by intothe
I'd go to the south pole with a camera crew and attempt to wrestle a polar bear.
It would result in either:
A) A legendary death.
B) A legendary victory.
Seems like win win to me, if I was in that mind-set.

Hope you'll settle for penguins!
#29
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
And I.

I was born in Denmark, but I'm not Danish in terms of blood.

... Do I still qualify as a Viking?


That makes you more Viking than me, my mom's from Mississippi and my dad's from Mexico. I'm more black and Mexican than I am Norwegian.
#30
Quote by D&DLover

Clue me in. Did I miss the newest meme or something?
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#31
Quote by laid-to-waste
You can't mess with the presets.

OK then, I would spend the remainder of my money finding myself a secluded spot in the middle of nowhere to build myself a log cabin away from everything.
🙈 🙉 🙊
#32
Kill everyone that I've ever gotten into a fight with.
But not boring killing. I wouldn't stab or shoot them and be on with my day.
I'd go and find a small cave in a forest or something, expand it on the inside and conceal the entrance 100%.
Then I'd kidnap said people and put them in cells until I get everyone.
Then I'd sedate them all so they all wake up around the same time out of their cells and in a cave with tools like matches and sticks so they think they can survive. But I wouldn't give them any food.
Eventually all but one person would be eaten. They'd be the winner and I'd let them out and they could have my house and car and girlfriend and everything.
Then I'd kill myself like originally planned.
#33
Quote by madbasslover
That makes you more Viking than me, my mom's from Mississippi and my dad's from Mexico. I'm more black and Mexican than I am Norwegian.


I'll join there. The only part of me that isn't danish is the 1/8 polish part. So I'm 7/8 viking
#34
Quote by neidnarb11890
Steal my sister's boyfriend, kill my parents and hit the road.

Was it all whirlwind, heat, and flash?
#35
Quote by Gorelord666
Clue me in. Did I miss the newest meme or something?


I don't know . I just lol'd from what you bolded.
#36
Quote by D&DLover
I don't know . I just lol'd from what you bolded.

Oh. Then I can go back to my "..."

...
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#37
Quote by madbasslover
That makes you more Viking than me, my mom's from Mississippi and my dad's from Mexico. I'm more black and Mexican than I am Norwegian.


Score. Well my dad's half Turk half Russian, and ma's Persian...

Anyhow,

TO THOR!
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#40
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Score. Well my dad's half Turk half Russian, and ma's Persian...

Anyhow,

TO THOR!

Can I join your heroic adventure? We will feast our gods with gold and blood from our killing sprees and village plundering! All Hail Odin!
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