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Pretty simple to answer, as most uger's wear clothes.

For me it is the skinny guy only suitable jean:

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and a 'Keep calm and Chive on' tee coming soon. Fucking awesome.
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a 'Keep calm and Chive on' tee coming soon. Fucking awesome.

i ALWAYS miss when they get new shirts, even though i check the site several times a day.

Nah, hats.

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My black dickies or my Born of Osiris baseball T
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blue jeans or gym shorts.

and not gay skinny jeans. actual blue jeans that fit like they're supposed to
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i ALWAYS miss when they get new shirts, even though i check the site several times a day.

They're usually sold out within an hour of announcing they're available
My big-ass Arnie-style leather jacket
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Either the slip on Tom's shows/faggy slip on vans...

Black V-neck

Or black skin tight skinny jeans.
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"The man that hath no music in himself, nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils. The motions of his spirit are dull as night, and his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted."
I just have this plain gray t-shirt that's sortof slim and ridiculously comfortable. And it looks rather nice too. It makes me feel like Simon Cowell. That shirt and any pair of shorts basically.
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Favorite? I'd have to say my hoodies. Hoodies go with anything.
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Tight black jeans, Black jean jacket and I like bracelets and the sort, basically anything that goes on the wrists.

out of all the clothes that i have, i'd say a t shirt with this picture on it.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
Black zeppelin t-shirt
Metal mulisha cap

Bow chicka bow wowwwwww

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This hoodie has got me laid before.

would you care to elaborate?
Any of my well-fitting, airy tops. I've recently given up men's band t-shirts, and my neck can finally breathe again!
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My codpiece.

...Short-sleeved shirts with sleeves that can reach my elbow, and short pants that are a few sizes above my actual size so they become 3/4 pants.
Black dress shirt with sleeves rolled up to the elbows , and grey jeans.
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My top hat...rather expensive, but rather worth it.
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My scarf.
It's black and dark grey with a hint of red.

Sadly, I haven't been able to wear it since early January
my leopard print hat. A girl took it from me the day after i got it. havent seen it in weeks....

she took my heart as well, maybe i will write a song about it.
My Periphery shirt. And then some of my nice button up shirts. They make me look so much less like a dirtbag.

Fat + long hair + fat + black clothing + fat face = Looks like a loser.
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