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my girlfriend wears a size 5 pants (i got this information by asking her as inconspicuously as possible). we haven't been dating that long, but i want to buy her some cute panties.

What size should i get? what sizes do they even come in? any advice in this matter would be quite welcome.

Thanks!
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#5
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we haven't been dating that long, but i want to buy her some cute panties.


You should do yourself a favor and not do that. Start with jewelry.

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#6
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#8
All depends on where you're buying them though, honestly.
BUT.

1. You should probably get a medium to be on the safe side, although that's getting in the small range. Unless she has a huge ass and fights to get her pants on over it.
2. Again, depends on where you get them. Buuut, it's safe to assume they're gonna come in small, medium, large, and HOLY SHIT (not usually marketed as such).


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#12
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#13
Why not get her edible underwear?
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#16
1. Steal her panties
2. Go to store and match the size with the cute ones
3. ???
4. Profit!
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#18
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How about you just get her flowers and a teddy bear?


This.

Seriously buying girls panties may sound 'cute' and 'romantic' but its weird. Really weird. Believe me I know first hand, you just look reeeeeally creepy shopping in a chick's store for underwear. And it's just as strange when you order it online.
And she might just think you're weird for doing it too

So play it safe and get flowers and a teddy bear. And a dildo.
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#19
Yeah that's weird as shit, especially if you haven't been dating long
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#21
Take a pair of hers...and cut out the crotch part.
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#22
Hm, maybe ask a mutual female friend to guess what size she wears? She can probably guess better than you can.
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#24
Quote by geetarguy13
we haven't been dating that long,

i want to buy her some cute panties.


These two things do not go together. Even when you're serious, or even married.

Clothing is kinda like a guitar...only she knows what she really wants. By getting some as a gift, you run a high risk of getting something she'll never wear. It's also a gift that she may well try to read into....and who knows what she'll assume you're trying to tell her. It might get ugly.


Simply put, unless she asks for it, don't do it.


Jewelry, on the other hand, is a fairly safe bet. If you don't know if she prefers gold or silver, get white gold. Diamonds are also usually a safe bet. Make sure it's hypoallergenic.

If she's the odd bird that doesn't like shiny stuff, try and pick something relative to her interests. If she has a hobby, get on a message board dedicated to that hobby and ask them.
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#25
What you have to do is get them larger than you think she is. You can shrink them, but you can't stretch them.
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#27
How the hell is she a size 5? Sizes come in even numbers i.e. 0,2,4,6, etc. Panties usually come in S/M/L, and if I'm not mistaken she would probably be a S. Be very careful though, if you get the wrong size, either too big OR too small, it'll make her feel fat.
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#28
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What you have to do is get them larger than you think she is. You can shrink them, but you can't stretch them.

Good idea. Maybe a few sizes too big just in case. In fact, I'd get the largest panties you can find and give her those.
#30
**** what everyone else said. Do it.
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#32
Why would you buy your girlfriend that you haven't been dating that long panties???
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#33
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Why wouldn't you buy your friend that you haven't been dating long panties???


How I read this initially.
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#34


*Hasn't dated girl very long.*

*Wants to buy gift for said girl*

*Chooses to buy panties and ask what size on an online forum full of teenagers that are most likely virgins and the opposite sex are like aliens to them*

Great job!
#35
seriously TS? you ask the pit for advice on womens underwear?
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#36
Definitely stickied this.
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#38
lol that's fucking stupid. you know how you find out what size she wears, you either ask her straight up or you fuck her. if you can't do that you prob shouldn't be buying her panties.

unless it's actually for you of course, in which case i fully support.
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