#1
I just saw an ad for porridge, seemed normal enough.


.........porridge by McDonalds. What the **** is going on?
Please tell me this is just in NZ. That I can go abroad and feel confident I can get a dirty greasy burger, without having the option of sliced apple, porridge or pasta?


For discussion, what are other things that have been sullied like this?
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#3
Oatmeal has been on McDonald's menu here in America for a good 5/6 months now (if not more...it's probably more)
#4
Quote by goest
Oatmeal has been on McDonald's menu here in America for a good 5/6 months now (if not more...it's probably more)

Yeah, this.
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#5
Mcdonalds is not dirty and greasy. Their burgers are weak sauce compared to mom and pop burger places.
#6
I don't even go to mcdonalds
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Mcdonalds is not dirty and greasy.


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#9
does anyone actually still go to mc donalds?
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#10
My main point was why do they have to make everything so....blurred if that's the right word
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#11
I ate McDonnalds twice. Threw up both times no joke. I don't see how anyone can eat there quite honestly. (Given that not all the food is extremly bad)
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#12
Most things aren't oats. Eventually they'll run out of oats to ruin and have nowhere else to go.

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#13
It's all about keeping up appearences. McDonnalds was getting a bunch of heat now that child/adult obesity is at an all time high and blah blah blah. So this is their piss poor attempt to combat it i guess. I dunno, thats my spin off it.
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#14
It must suck to live in NZ where they put a gun to your head and force you to order the healthier options.
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#17
If you're a poor student the dollar menu is a regular option. At least in my case... but from what i've heard the oatmeal is horrible.
#19
Quote by StewieSwan
It must suck to live in NZ where they put a gun to your head and force you to order the healthier options.


if I want healthy, I'd make something healthy. If I want shitty food I go to macca's or other places. I don't go there for healthy, who would?

Devourke you made a good point
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#20
Quote by sexybacon
If you're a poor student the dollar menu is a regular option. At least in my case... but from what i've heard the oatmeal is horrible.


Pssh, what you do is take money out of the joint account you have with your parents and buy some mo'fuggin fourthmeal.

And then when they ask why you've used so much money in the past month, you say: class fee.

That said, hopefully your parents are more gullible than mine....
#21
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Originally Posted by sexybacon
If you're a poor student the dollar menu is a regular option. At least in my case... but from what i've heard the oatmeal is horrible.

Quote by goest
Pssh, what you do is take money out of the joint account you have with your parents and buy some mo'fuggin fourthmeal.

And then when they ask why you've used so much money in the past month, you say: class fee.

That said, hopefully your parents are more gullible than mine....


Or you go to something called a grocery store and buy some proper food.(Or better yet learn how to cook). Cooking your own food is actually in most cases really cheap if done right.
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#23
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Or you go to something called a grocery store and buy some proper food.(Or better yet learn how to cook). Cooking your own food is actually in most cases really cheap if done right.


Protip: Aside from the microwavable shit I shoveled down my gullet everyday, you can't have a cooking appliance in a dorm.

Also, it was 3 in the morning. Fuck cooking, I'm getting TBell.
#24
They've sold apple's in Australia for about a year now, EVEN IN HAPPY MEALS?
Okay.
But they have never sold PORRIDGE.
Why would you go to Macca's to buy PORRIDGE?
Only New Zealander's would do that.
"Uh yeh bro, gonna get me some porrudge from macca's bro, I might git some chups while im at it ay"
"Bro dey call em fries at maccas"
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#26
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They've sold apple's in Australia for about a year now, EVEN IN HAPPY MEALS?
Okay.
But they have never sold PORRIDGE.

They sell porridge right now.

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