#1
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This is just incredibly funny But it's good work to the policemen.
Last edited by LostLegion at Jul 31, 2011,
#3
WAHAHAHA
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SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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#5
Fake plaaaAAaastic babiiiiies.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#7
I feel like it's not fair to charge the police any amount of money for what they did. Those parents are idiots to begin with for letting their daughter own something that creepy looking and more so for letting her leave it in the car. What did they expect would happen?
#8
I should hide my car keys in one of those dolls so that when I lock myself out, I can call the police and then sue them for damages after they break into the car, saving me from breaking in myself and covering the cost of the doll.

I think too much.
LOOK

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#11
Damn it's like letting your kid play with a stillborn.


That doll is ****ed up.
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"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
#13
did anyone else notice the ages of the child, father, and mother?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#15
What the hell were the cops suppose to do??


"HOLY CRAP THAT BABY'S IN DANGER!"

"Nah, have you seem dolls these days? probably fake"

"Dude, it's ****ing crying"

"Yea they do that. Sorry, not chancing a law suit."
#16
Well well well, TS, it seems that our user titles are a bit at odds with each other...
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Highway One Tele (w/Custom Shop 51 Nocaster pickups)
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange Rockerverb 50 MKI
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H

And pedals!



"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
#17
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did anyone else notice the ages of the child, father, and mother?


So what you're saying is that at 32/31 you can tap a 19/20 year old? Sounds legit to me. That guy is the hero in this story.
#18
EDITed for misunderstanding everything. Carry on.
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Highway One Tele (w/Custom Shop 51 Nocaster pickups)
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange Rockerverb 50 MKI
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H

And pedals!



"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
#19
stupid pigs. shoulda just stayed in the donut shop.
I smoke like Rasta, got hair like pasta
I be sippin' on them shots then bustin' rhymes like Busta


Load up the bong, crank up the song, let the informa call 911
#20
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Well well well, TS, it seems that our user titles are a bit at odds with each other...

LET THE CONFLICT BEGIN!
#21
The detail-packed dolls are a hit with little girls. Artists work painstakingly to make them look like real babies - even giving them birthmarks and tiny veins.



even giving them birthmarks and tiny veins.


tiny veins.