#1
"Are you a hypnotist, cause I can't stop looking in your eyes!"

Or my personal favourite...

"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Can't think of too many right now, but I'll post them as they come. I hardly ever end up using a 'line', but give us your best, Pit.
#2
inb4 chloroform

I've always liked the ones that integrate the search bar into it as a hint towards TS.

That's just me.

Or Våd's.
Last edited by blake1221 at Jul 31, 2011,
#3
Are you an angel?

Because you look like you fell from the sky and landed on your face, goddamn
#5
Hey nice shoes....wanna ****?

/obligatory.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


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You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#6
Grab your coat, I've got a knife.
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#8
Your Fehss, God Demnit
Dead bull with the life from the low
I'll be massive conquistador
Give me soul and show me the door
Metal heavy, soft at the core
Gimme toro, gimme some more


Steam: Mengsk
MAL
#9

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#10
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#12
"Baby, a bombs about to go off! It can only be defused by your mouth!

Also the bomb is my penis."
#13
Quote by Weaponized
"Baby, a bombs about to go off! It can only be defused by your mouth!

Also the bomb is my penis."

You don't get out much do you?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#18
Quote by Flagon
Your Fehss, God Demnit


I'm probably the only one who got that.
you're a stone fox
#20
Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
Originally Posted by Azbats63
I'm the only white guy in a band in El Paso. My bandmates call me El Diablo Blanco. They tell me it means "trusted friend."
#22
"I'm not into you."

Or just play More Than Words.
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You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: The Police


#wolfie2017 #freegyros #gifsftw G7#9
#23
Show her your callouses and be like

"you're so sexy even my fingers are hard"
HILT!

Where's Waldo?

#24
Quote by OliOsbourne
Show her your callouses and be like

"you're so sexy even my fingers are hard"


...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#25
Quote by OliOsbourne
Show her your callouses and be like

"you're so sexy even my fingers are hard"
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: The Police


#wolfie2017 #freegyros #gifsftw G7#9
#26
Quote by j-falafel
Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

Need some RAM? I'll give you some RAM.
#28
"You don't sweat much for a fat chick."
I stood before the glittery borders of new radius In search of the fabled city of mud and crushed velvet, What I found was a gutter where the love of entertainment Meets the lust for blood and demerits.
#29
walk in to a wall in front of them and turn around and say "hello I need your name and phone number for insurance purposes. You see I was distracted by your beauty and ran into that wall over there."
#32
What you really need is my ****
Such is posting in Soviet Russia
#34
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
How many of these threads do we need?!

About five more.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.