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#1
So pit, for the last week or so I've been out of town in a strange and terrible land called Arizona. In this land, on my horribly uncomfortable bed, I have had a lot of trouble falling asleep each night. But now I am unbanned, and now I can ask The Pit for things they do to help them fall asleep. I have my night time playlist on my iPod, I've tried the ancient art of fapping, but nothing seems to work. Help me, oh mighty Pit. Help me.

Also, I am quite aware that surfing the web does not help you go to sleep. No need to point that out.
#3
Just turn everything off and try to sleep. Reading can help but also listening to calming music, nothing that gets your heart pumping though.
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#4
Ah, Arizona, the terrible mattress state.

Trust me, if I knew the secret to falling asleep on command, I wouldn't be up right now.

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#7
take ungodly amounts of sleeping pills.

Your liver will take most of the trauma, leaving you unscathed.


edit:

Disclaimer: DO not do this. The Heath Ledger method is greatly ineffective.

(RIP)
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#8
Try exercising an hour before bedtime.

I'm harrowingly terrible at sleeping though, so I'm not of much assistance.
#9
Get a whitenoise player. Especially one that plays stuff like ocean noices, rain fail, etc. I have one that has a campfire recording. That always helps me fall asleep when I need it.
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#11
Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. For example: some ecstasy and viagra. It'll knock you right out.


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#12
I can always block you to prevent you from doing anything tonight.
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#14
Haha The only way I can fall asleep is cause I have a celing fan that can go mach 1.
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#15
I have the same problem, usually. I don't have any solutions that haven't been said already, just commiserating.
#16
Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
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#17
I've had this problem too lately. My mind won't stop thinking of shit.
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#18
Get one of those box fans. You know, the cheap ones at Wal-Mart that make a lot of noise. I have one, and I sleep like a baby with it on.
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My mind won't stop thinking of shit.
That's my exact issue.
#21
chloroform? ummm. try downloading a hypnosis track, or like. sleep sounds or something?
#24
Listen to Anthony Green's acoustics/Avalon album. Super relaxing, and not happy nor sad, just melancholy and chill.
#25
http://www.rainymood.com/
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Play simulateously and sleep, my little one.
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#27
I just lie down and have a bit of a kip. I can sleep anywhere though. Bolt upright sometimes.

If you're having trouble sleeping, listen to a podcast. Human voices can be very relaxing.
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#30
go look up relaxation/sleep hypnosis videos on youtube
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Quote by SeveralSpecies
take ungodly amounts of sleeping pills.

Your liver will take most of the trauma, leaving you unscathed.


edit:

Disclaimer: DO not do this. The Heath Ledger method is greatly ineffective.

(RIP)

Or is it too effective?
#32
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#33
Nyquil.
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#36
When I absolutely need sleep but need help I'll take Melatonin, which you can get over the counter. Just don't drink alcohol before you have it or you'll have nightmares.
#37
Im always lying in bed with these stupid ass thought shooting back and forth nonstop.
I try this "imagine your breath" technique and Im calm enough to fall asleep, then im uncomfortable -_-
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#38
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#39
I like to read for half an hour or so before bed. It makes you more intelligent and helps you to sleep!
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#40
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Duuuuude.

I went to check the fucking mail naked. Shit's crazy.
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