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So pit, for the last week or so I've been out of town in a strange and terrible land called Arizona. In this land, on my horribly uncomfortable bed, I have had a lot of trouble falling asleep each night. But now I am unbanned, and now I can ask The Pit for things they do to help them fall asleep. I have my night time playlist on my iPod, I've tried the ancient art of fapping, but nothing seems to work. Help me, oh mighty Pit. Help me.

Also, I am quite aware that surfing the web does not help you go to sleep. No need to point that out.
Just turn everything off and try to sleep. Reading can help but also listening to calming music, nothing that gets your heart pumping though.
Ah, Arizona, the terrible mattress state.

Trust me, if I knew the secret to falling asleep on command, I wouldn't be up right now.


Play until she breaks up with you.

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You should go like them...even if you don't like them.

take ungodly amounts of sleeping pills.

Your liver will take most of the trauma, leaving you unscathed.


Disclaimer: DO not do this. The Heath Ledger method is greatly ineffective.

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Try exercising an hour before bedtime.

I'm harrowingly terrible at sleeping though, so I'm not of much assistance.
Get a whitenoise player. Especially one that plays stuff like ocean noices, rain fail, etc. I have one that has a campfire recording. That always helps me fall asleep when I need it.
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Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. For example: some ecstasy and viagra. It'll knock you right out.

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Haha The only way I can fall asleep is cause I have a celing fan that can go mach 1.
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I have the same problem, usually. I don't have any solutions that haven't been said already, just commiserating.
Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
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I've had this problem too lately. My mind won't stop thinking of shit.
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My mind won't stop thinking of shit.
That's my exact issue.
chloroform? ummm. try downloading a hypnosis track, or like. sleep sounds or something?
Listen to Anthony Green's acoustics/Avalon album. Super relaxing, and not happy nor sad, just melancholy and chill.

Play simulateously and sleep, my little one.
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I just lie down and have a bit of a kip. I can sleep anywhere though. Bolt upright sometimes.

If you're having trouble sleeping, listen to a podcast. Human voices can be very relaxing.
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go look up relaxation/sleep hypnosis videos on youtube
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take ungodly amounts of sleeping pills.

Your liver will take most of the trauma, leaving you unscathed.


Disclaimer: DO not do this. The Heath Ledger method is greatly ineffective.


Or is it too effective?
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The ancient art of fapping? Honestly, has anyone ever thought of who the first man to masturbate was?

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When I absolutely need sleep but need help I'll take Melatonin, which you can get over the counter. Just don't drink alcohol before you have it or you'll have nightmares.
Im always lying in bed with these stupid ass thought shooting back and forth nonstop.
I try this "imagine your breath" technique and Im calm enough to fall asleep, then im uncomfortable -_-
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