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#1
I've been backed up for 4 days now. Tried some things on the internet and I have had no luck. Before I move on to laxatives, I was wondering if you guys have any sure fire methods for evacuating one's bowels?
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#4
Drink lots of cider (about 8 pints)

Dont eat anything apart from peanuts and the odd bag of chilli doritos

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#5
LOL. coffee? if you do use laxatives. dont take too many. you'll want to die. I'd equate the pain to period cramps. so, if anyone ever wants to know what that feelslike, take 4-5 laxatives...

umm maybe eat some activia yogurt or something?
#7
Jalepenos?
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#11
Visit a mind**** thread.

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#12
Drink nothing but juice (if you have a juicer you can juice veggies or just buy your own juice) for an entire day. The human colon was designed to crap at an angle so when you feel you are ready, lean back on your toilet (as far back as you can) and put your feet up and 'unleash the beast'. Good luck, you'll need it.
#13
Drink a concoction of prune juice, coffee and tea. If it makes it past your mouth you'll be sure to rock the throne.
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#16
Its never been this bad before! Today I went to go see Harry potter with friends and let out a lil poofer and you would have sworn the theater was a Nazi gas chamber. Really really embarrassing.... I guess it's what you get for living off of hot pockets for a few days.
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Its never been this bad before! Today I went to go see Harry potter with friends and let out a lil poofer and you would have sworn the theater was a Nazi gas chamber. Really really embarrassing.... I guess it's what you get for living off of hot pockets for a few days.


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#19
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But seriously, laxatives if you have them. Also incorporate more fiber to your diet.
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#22
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haha yah, kinda. cows are such hilarious creatures, they would be so worthless in nature. the totality of their existence is to taste good with A1 poured on them.
#25
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#26
You heard about the constipated acccountant?


He worked it out with a pencil. I suggest you do the same.
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#27
Have a cigarette. Its a a bit like a lottery cause every so often half way through one it give me the bad urge to drop my guts.

Or eat some raw chicken. Guaranteed to shit so hard that it will lift you off the bowl....might die though.......
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#28
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You heard about the constipated acccountant?


He worked it out with a pencil. I suggest you do the same.


Psst, look 3 places before your post.
#30
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haha yah, kinda. cows are such hilarious creatures, they would be so worthless in nature. the totality of their existence is to taste good with A1 poured on them.
#32
a vindaloo and a drilldo
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#33
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Psst, look 3 places before your post.

DAMN IT!

Well, fine!

Hear about the other constipated accountant?

Yeah. He couldn't budget.
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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


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#34
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DAMN IT!

Well, fine!

Hear about the other constipated accountant?

Yeah. He couldn't budget.


A fine recovery sir.
#36
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A fine recovery sir.

Thank you my good man, thank you indeed.
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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


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#37
Chicken vindaloo, and as many cans of relentless/monster/red bull as you can physically stand.

Sit back and relax, as your metabolism's VTEC kicks in (yo) and you fire out a brown smelly volcano of shite.

Extra points if you puke at the same time. Full body purge ftw!
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