#1
...by misquitos LOL
yeh but i couldnt sleep all night just cuz they were sucking me so bad hahha
now i have like uh 20 bites.... just wondering if its something about my diet or what
#2
That's the only sucking your going to get

Edit: WTF are 'misquitos' anyway?
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#5
Meditate. Create an aura that will repell the creatures of the wing.


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#6
I wish you had got raped instead of making a piss poor thread.
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#10
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Edit: WTF are 'misquitos' anyway?


You're so funny and original.
#11
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You're so funny and original.


not as much as sarcasm. that shit's brand new. yes, irony intended
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#12
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You're so funny and original.

Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#14
Do you eat a lot of bananas? Mosquitos are also attracted to body heat and people emitting a lot of CO2
#15
Are you a woman? They're attracted to women more
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#16
You didn't get raped, you just got bitten by mosquitoes.


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As a mosquito I find your post offensive.

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#18
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not as much as sarcasm. that shit's brand new. yes, irony intended

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#19
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#20
Dear TS,
you sound like you are 12 years old.
Bye


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#22
How can a mosquito rape you? Its dick is probably far too small.
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#24
like that?
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#25
I heard it might have something to do with your blood group.
If you are O - , you are a feast.
If you are AB + , less mosquitoes for you.
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#26
Quote by Good_Lord
I heard it might have something to do with your blood group.
If you are O - , you are a feast.
If you are AB + , less mosquitoes for you.

If you are O-, you have very many blooddonors,
If you are AB+, not so much.

Coincidence? I think not.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#27
Quote by Neo Evil11
If you are O-, you have very many blooddonors,
If you are AB+, not so much.

Coincidence? I think not.


Exactly !
Mosquitoes will be more likely to feed their larvaes with ''simpler'' blood.
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#29
Quote by fixationdarknes
^ what is considered small?


Well, compared to a human a mosquito is small, so I find it hard to accept that a mosquito could've have raped TS.
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#30
Being misquoted 20 times is likely to piss you off, but I'd hardly compare it to rape.


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#31
Quote by Brownerz
I wish you had got raped instead of making a piss poor thread.


Why, that would be horrible.


You must have sweet blood TS, they like sweet blood, then they call all their buddies to have a go at you as well....if you get bit by one, run, run as fast as you can, they will get you.
#32
Quote by DIFTWOOD
...by misquitos LOL
yeh but i couldnt sleep all night just cuz they were sucking me so bad hahha
now i have like uh 20 bites.... just wondering if its something about my diet or what


I hope you get aids from your mosquito bites., that joke about rape was offensive.
#33
TS, the rape was your fault, you should know not to go out without mosquito repellent. You were just asking for it.
#37
Quote by Brownerz
I wish you had got raped instead of making a piss poor thread.

I agree. I was all, "WHA?! Some dude got raped?! OH NO!!!" Now, all I have to say is this:
#38
Quote by DIFTWOOD
...by mosquitos LOL
yeh but i couldnt sleep all night just cuz they were sucking me so bad hahha
now i have like uh 20 bites.... just wondering if its something about my diet or what


That's nothing. I had 48 one time, all from the same day.

But yeah, I've always wondered what makes them more attracted to me than anyone else.

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#39
Fact: While mosquitoes do bite me, my skin does not develop the typical irritation. They are merely a mild annoyance when they are around, with no lasting effects. Runs in the family.
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#40
HAHAHA dear lord. I totally get the joke.
TS means that he was METAPHORICALLY raped!

God, I was so worried and then I clicked and it was all ok.

Glad you're ok TS! I'm going to go outside and scream until I pass out, because I am so wonderfully relieved.