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#1
My right elbow cracks every time I stand up. EVERY TIME.
My nose twitches when I talk.
And my toe constantly cracks.

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#5
My penis enters your mother....weird huh
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#7
my jaw makes a very loud crack everytime i open and close my mouth
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#8
Sometimes when I yawn water sprays out of my mouth. Shit's fucked.
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#9
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That's interesting. That often happens with I scratch myself on the back.


Most people get something similar which is just a redness, but that is characterised by the extreme raising of the skin tissue.
I can write on my skin if I scratch myself, but it's not as impressive as that
#10
When I press my nose my tongue comes out, then I move it side to side by twisting my ears, and I press my nose again to make it go away.
#11
My elbows bend back further than other people.
When I do things and go into 'the zone' (usually playing guitar, computer games, karate etc) my body temperature greatly increases. Its happened to the point where I've actually passed out a few times.
I also forget to breathe every now and then.
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#12
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When I press my nose my tongue comes out, then I move it side to side by twisting my ears, and I press my nose again to make it go away.

Dude! That's a cool trick to do at a bar 3 year old's party!
#13
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I had that happen to me once when this girl scratched me hard as hell back when I was a kid. What a bitch.

My left hand is larger and more flexible than my right by a decent amount. I can also slow my heart rate at will although this provides an incredibly weird feeling and I'm sure it's quite unhealthy.
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#15
When I drop something (and see it in time to try and reach it) my lower lip slightly tremble. No idea how, when, why... It's just weird.
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#16
-I get random stinging sensations in my feet every now and then
-my facial hairs can't grow into a full beard although I'm a full-grown adult
-in fact, my face seems to have barely aged since I was 14
-bones pop all over when I'm lifting weights
-I gain/lose muscle mass quicker than anyone I know
-my sternum pokes out farther than it should, but this is probably due to my poor posture as a child
-when I yawn, I let out kind of a weird burp-like sound
-my ears produce barely any wax

That's all I can think of, folks.
#17
Not sure how to explain it but when I was younger I used to move my toes around then suddenly they got like stuck and my leg started to hurt. The feeling went away if I rubbed my foot though.
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#18
My sternum cracks, then I feel a relief of pressure.

My knees crack most of the time.

I can suck my stomach in so much it actually looks like I have no internal organs.
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#19
My fingers (including my thumbs) can bend back further than most peoples' fingers.
I can bend my thumbs in a 90° angle without helping with another finger to bend my thumb back.

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Sometimes when I yawn water sprays out of my mouth. Shit's fucked.


That happens to me too, but not too often though.
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#21
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My fingers (including my thumbs) can bend back further than most peoples' fingers.
I can bend my thumbs in a 90° angle without helping with another finger to bend my thumb back

Hey me too! Except since grade school my thumb has lost its flexibility.

My knees will crack every time I squat down.
#23
When I move my jaw to the left it shakes like a bitch, can't keep it still, but I can keep it still to the right...
Also, sometimes when I yawn or something, I think there's a muscle or some shit that sort of locks, & I have to slowly push it back into place
#24
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Sometimes when I yawn water sprays out of my mouth. Shit's fucked.

THIS^

makes me feel like a dinosaur

i can make a clicking sound sort of like a dolphin, from my nose
#25
You know that finger warmup where you press your fingers upwards (like in Rock Discipline)? Well, I found out I can press much farther than most people. It freaks them out.
EDIT: just saw other people already posted this. Lol
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#26
I can crack my thumbs whenever i want for as long as i want :P also i can make noises from like above my left hip but closer to my intestines..... sort of lol i dunno how to explain it but it sounds wierd and i got hitchhiker thumbs. And my ankles crack when i walk......
#27
i can wiggle my ears. Independently.

I have super stretchy skin around my neck and jaw.
#28
-I'm double jointed in every finger on my left and right hand, and only have a limitation to what chords/scales I can stretch to. Which is why I'm a rythum player. Which I would like to play lead, but is almost impossible for me to do.

-I was able to pop my back before I started to work in a factory, now I can't and it hurts like hell now and again.

-I break out in hives, when I drink to much whiskey

-My eyes change colors from brown to bright green when, I'm really tired or drunk.

-My left and right calf muscles twitch for 10 minutes at a time now and again and I can't get it to stop, and I don't know why.
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#29
Quote by _-Joey-_

Also, sometimes when I yawn or something, I think there's a muscle or some shit that sort of locks, & I have to slowly push it back into place

I get that sometimes too, it hurts!

edit: Another one is that I can't pee in a public restroom when other people are in there.
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#31
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My sternum cracks, then I feel a relief of pressure.


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#32
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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE


It really pisses me off. I don't know what it is, and I get this jolt of pain when I crack it (usually by extending my chest forwards) but then I get this huge relief and I feel as if the pressure in my chest's been lowered.
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#33
I have to pee very often.
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#34
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitchhiker%27s_thumb#Variation

but only on my left hand.

Also all my feet joints crack when I walk. I'm a lousy ninja

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your the first person Ive ever... *cough* met that has the same thumb thing as I do! Its so weird, I've always wondered wtf is going on with my thumb. That link just gave me teh answer.
#35
Quote by ahigs
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE


Happens to me as well, especially when I stretch after long periods of sitting still.

-My wrist cracks every time I move it, due to a motorcycle accident a few years back

-I used to have large scar tissue lumps on both my knees, from too much 'being a power ranger' when I was a little kid

-If I put my hand flat on the table, I can rotate my elbow almost all the way round

-My picking hand has more dexterity and freedom of movement than my fretting hand, which makes playing guitar...'interesting' to say the least...

-My skin heals unnaturally quickly, to the point where if I cut myself, it stops bleeding within a minute, and is usually healed over by the next morning

And finally, the thing I think is the coolest thing my body does:

When I get too warm, every single one of my tattoos becomes extremely raised, almost to a 3D-feeling effect

PaulyEDIT: Also, I've never EVER been bitten by a mosquito. They land on me, wander around for a few minutes, and then they fuck off again. No idea why.
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#36
I like...... breathe and shit...
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#37
Quote by PaulyVengeance

-I used to have large scar tissue lumps on both my knees, from too much 'being a power ranger' when I was a little kid

I have those from skateboarding as a teenager.
-My picking hand has more dexterity and freedom of movement than my fretting hand, which makes playing guitar...'interesting' to say the least...

Same here. It's why I'm no good with hammer-ons and pull-offs.
And finally, the thing I think is the coolest thing my body does:

When I get too warm, every single one of my tattoos becomes extremely raised, almost to a 3D-feeling effect


Holy shit, I asked about this in the Body Mod thread a long time ago, and no one understood what I meant!
#38
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Holy shit, I asked about this in the Body Mod thread a long time ago, and no one understood what I meant!

It's really weird isn't it? It's cool though, because all my tattoos have a lot of detail and outlining, so it feels like a picture book...for blind people.
#39
I can stare without blinking for hours. My eyes don't water, or flicker. They just start to ache after a while.
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#40
I twitch when I pee.
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