#2
Happy birthday Meelad!

I got you not one, but TWO WHOLE TIGERS. You can name them if you want.

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#3
It is your birthday.

I got you a can of baked beans:



A years supply of chocolate bars. Well, they go out of date in 2 weeks, so get eating.



A awesome chocolate cake:



Everybodys dream to have one of these:



Dip dab:



And some coke:

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ALL of this will be out of date by the maximum of 3 weeks, so you better get eatin'
This will start a RIOT! in me
#5
happy birthday!

i got you:

There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#7
I got you emo hair.
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#8
I got you some crappy band I thought you'd like...

...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#10
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE!!! I was going to make a BMTH joke but I was beaten. I'll get you something once I get home.
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#11
Oh yea I also got you this cane for when that candy puts you into a diabetic shock and your foot falls off.

#12
Happy Uterus Evacuation Day!
This day some years ago you had a vagina wrapped around your head!
Warning: The above post may contain lethal levels of radiation, sharp objects and sexiness.
Proceed with extreme caution!
#14
*Checks facebook to see why I didn't get a notification.*

You deleted me you son of a bitch.



Happy birthday, ya filthy animal.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#18
Happy birthday!

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#19
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Happy birthday! I got you nothing.


you jerk, not getting him anything



you are at least 18 right? i can send you n00dz then.
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#23
Quote by Meelad360
I'm 19 now >_>


that's at least 18. by the way, did you know today is also Jerry Garcia's birthday? cool guy to share a birthday with.
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#24
Quote by due 07
Hey Meeland, I got you some semi-inside jokes!







FUCK THE MAINSTREAM!!



I'M A COBRA DEMON
#27
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Meelad, I got you GothicKingCobra's sweeping talents!

Go nuts.
#30
Happy birthday!!
I got you a van


some Shackles


puppies


and some candy


you know what to do...
Epiphone G400 (EMG 81/85)
Line 6 Spider IV 120W

SUNDERLAND

Alter Bridge - 26/11/11 <3

You might win one battle, But know this... I'LL WIN THE F*CKING WAR!!
#31
I know I said it on facebook, but happy birthday!!!!!!
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Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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#32
Happy Birthday.

I got you snark week.
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#33
Pfft, I got him Sneetch week
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Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


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Isis is amazing
#34
I don't know you, but I love getting people presents.
That is why in your stocking you will find three perfectly ripe bananas, some old school Pokemon socks with Charmander on them, and Kindergarten Cop on DVD.

I hope you appreciate them, as it took me a while to find the socks and DVD, and I had to do some things for a guy in a parking lot to get the bananas. It wasn't the highlight of my day.

Happy birthday.