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Like you're riding a bicycle at high speed and spit forward, but it goes against the wind and hits you in the eye?


Just wondering.
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#6
Yes happens to me all the time. It's especially embarrassing if I'm running.
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No, but I will spit off the tops of buildings to see who I can hit at the bottom.
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#14
lmfao!!!! i did that but it hited the guy behind me
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Will you pay me if I do it at you?


Only if I can make this face while you do it:
#16
This kid that used to live round the street from me used to loooooooove spitting at people. One day he was chasing me on his bike and he was going pretty fast, he spat at me but hit himself in the face and then fell of his bike it was super funny.
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#18
No, I don't spit.
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#19
no because im not retarded and i understand how wind works.
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#21
Well if the spitter isn't completely stupid, they would turn their head to the side to spit.
#22
Yeah, I was trying to flick my head back and spit behind me (don't ask why, there's no rational answer). Worked once, but the second time was a huge loogie right to the face. It sucked.
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#23
I've never spit into the wind. But when I was younger, me and my friends would try to spit up into the air and catch it in our mouths again. One time, I missed and got a big loogie in my eye.
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Topics in the PIT have reached an all time low. I feel as if I'm in a play area. God damnit UG! Grow the fuck up and stop creating stupid threads with very little point.

Sometimes we ocassionally spit on ourselves accidently (unintentionally) and sometimes we don't. So fucking what?!

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God-Damnit! We're not in preschool anymore. Would you really start a real life conversation with this topic title?

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[quote="'-[NiL"]-']No, but gust of wind made me piss in my mouth last month.


That's nice
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I do it at practically every sporting event. Spitting on yourself playing cricket isn't too bad because it sort of goes invisible but football you end up with a big mark on your top and its like
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And like your threads about food are any better.

OT: No, I don't spit and if I do I turn my head to the side.


Pfft. My food threads own!
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Pfft. My food threads own!

Pfft. It's no different then this thread.
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That's nice

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