Poll: Don't even think about it, just say it.
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Yes
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37 23%
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15 9%
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#1
If a stranger went up to you and asked you if you think you are a funny person, what would be your instinctual reaction?
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#6
I'd assume he's some girl's butthurt boyfriend and run for my life.

edit: My stand-up acts always go over well because I'm offensive, and people tend to find that funny, however cliché it may be.
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#7
no, i don't think i'm funny. i think the things i say are funny when i'm saying them, but reading/hearing them in hindsight almost instantly makes me realise it wasn't all that funny.
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#8
I honestly do not know if people laugh at me or with me. But they talk to me a lotttttttt. So I hope it's the latter.
#9
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no, i don't think i'm funny. i think the things i say are funny when i'm saying them, but reading/hearing them in hindsight almost instantly makes me realise it wasn't all that funny.


This, for the most part.
#10
I like to think I'm a funny guy. I've been known to hold the attention of small groups easily enough whilst telling jokes.
#11
Hell no. I sometimes think I'm funny, but I'm really just an idiot.
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no, i don't think i'm funny. i think the things i say are funny when i'm saying them, but reading/hearing them in hindsight almost instantly makes me realise it wasn't all that funny.

Also this.
#13
I can make people laugh pretty easily with quick wit or a well told tale. So I think I must be atleast a little funny.

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#14
Pfft f*ck no.
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#19
i'd definitely react with a "What?" and a confused stare.
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#22
three types responses will be garnered from this thread: people trying to prove that they're funny without saying "yes", the people who straight up say "yes", and the sad sad folks who say no and then give reasons why their life is awful. i think everybody is funny to someone.
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#25
My humour is offensive and vulgar, or quick wit to what someone says, so to TS' question, I would give a strong WTF face and continue to carry on with my life... I'm not a funny person really though
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#26
I'd probably just say "meh".

My close friends and family think I'm one of the funniest people they know. To everyone else I'm just a silent guy with a creepy look in his eyes.
#27
I'm no Colin Mochrie, but at least I can make some people laugh.

I just don't want to look pretentious by saying that I'm hilarious
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#28
If someone were to talk up to me and say "Do you think you're funny?" I'd probably be like "uh, what?"

Because when people say that they usually want to beat that person up.
#32
Nope.
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If someone were to talk up to me and say "Do you think you're funny?" I'd probably be like "uh, what?"

Because when people say that they usually want to beat that person up.


True on the last bit, but what if they came up to you all "hurrr hurrr derp, do you think you're funny *laugh and pig snort*" Can't imagine any situation like that anyway
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#34
Some people think im funny, others think I should be shot in the face.... like UG
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#36
I used to be funny. Now I'm just bitter and miserable.
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#37
in truth, i find myself to be very funny. most of my friends find me amusing as well.

other people... well, they generally just get mad at me or get immensely uncomfortable.

like when i had this t shirt. it had "kill yerself" on the bottom in greek letters. this girl was like "oh i can read that"
as she's reading it i just watch her face as she goes "k... ki... kill... yer... kill yerself?" and look at me like i was the most awful human being she'd ever met while i laughed my ass off
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#39
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My humour is offensive and vulgar, or quick wit to what someone says, so to TS' question, I would give a strong WTF face and continue to carry on with my life... I'm not a funny person really though
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#40
Sounds something the Joker would do before he massacres somebody.

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