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#1
Title says it all.

For example;

Wanna hear a Joke about Potassium....
K
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#6
Did you hear the joke about the cheese?


I heard it was a GOUDA one!


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#10
An Irish man walks out of a bar...
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#11
Q. Why do rappers carry umbrellas?

A. Fo' Shizzle!
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#13
Quote by AgainstYou
Wanna hear a joke about sodium?
Na.

Is way better than the Potassium one.

if you must insist... I will agree
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I hate you too much to be able to answer this thread properly. You misleading swine.

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#14
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Title says it all.

For example;

Wanna hear a Joke about Potassium....
K

Id make a joke about an element, but all the good ones argon
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#15
Quote by genghisgandhi
That only works if both people are in on the joke. If that's the case, what's the point?



One person says both lines, ass!
#17
Oh, element jokes?


Ok, if H-two-O is the formula for water, what's the formula for ice?

H-two-O CUBED!
#20
i also have a few jokes about sloth bears and moose, but unless you know quite a bit about those animals, they probably wouldn't be funny, like the one in my sig.
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#21
This thread is awful. TS had a good joke, everyone milked it, and now its another one of the pit's abortions. Bury it now please.
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#22
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This thread is awful. TS had a good joke, everyone milked it, and now its another one of the pit's abortions. Bury it now please.



^ He mad he don't have a joke.
#23
Quote by this&that
This thread is awful. TS had a good joke, everyone milked it, and now its another one of the pit's abortions. Bury it now please.


so you're saying we should take the bad element jokes and... barium?
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#24
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This thread is awful. TS had a good joke, everyone milked it, and now its another one of the pit's abortions. Bury it now please.

Dont be such a negatron. Be an optimist prime

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so you're saying we should take the bad element jokes and... barium?

I ****ing love you
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Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

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I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

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#27
Alright, I'm gonna describe a New Yorker cartoon from the August 1st issue. I expect hilarious results.

So there's this guy and his wife or girlfriend or whatever, and they're standing around some social gathering with two other groups of people talking in the background. The wife has this look of not quite inquisitiveness, but rather of demanding. Her husband is to her left. He's wearing a very nice turtleneck and glasses that obscure his eyes. He has a blank facial expression. The caption underneath reads "Honey, you're doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house." It is signed in the upper right hand corner.


There's about 7 more of these if needed.
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#29
A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"
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#30
two men are driving down the free way. they get pulled over by the police. the policeman says 'are you aware you were traveling 30km over the limit whilst drinking'. the two men in the car reply "yes" then part ways.

such is life in Moscow.
#31
I have some neutron jokes I can tell you guys if youd like. No charge
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#32
Quote by theogonia777
so you're saying we should take the bad element jokes and... barium?


THIS. Thread is now saved because of this genuinely funny joke. Well done
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#33
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so you're saying we should take the bad element jokes and... barium?

you are a f*cking genius dude
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#34
Knock knock....

Who's there?

Doctor


Doctor Who?

*Rimshot*

You belong in a museum.

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#35
Quote by theogonia777
so you're saying we should take the bad element jokes and... barium?

I applaud.

Guess i'll have to keep my ion you.
#36
well seeing as all of the element jokes argon, the next boron to fail a post will be lead out to door. I zinc this is a good plan.. anyone else agree?
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I hate you too much to be able to answer this thread properly. You misleading swine.

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#37
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well seeing as all of the element jokes argon, the next boron to fail a post will be lead out to door. I zinc this is a good plan.. anyone else agree?

You tried too hard, the key is to be subtle and have the pun flow with the statement, when you stuff too many into one it becomes cluttered and clunky. Keep practicing, refine thine art.
For Frodo!
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#38
Quote by robertito696
You tried too hard, the key is to be subtle and have the pun flow with the statement, when you stuff too many into one it becomes cluttered and clunky. Keep practicing, refine thine art.


i really don't think telling someone how to write a joke is any of your bismuth
#39
Quote by Marshmelllow
i really don't think telling someone how to write a joke is any of your bismuth

Touche
For Frodo!
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No because a world full of marbles silly man is just as real as a half empty glass of microwaved nesquik.
#40
Quote by Marshmelllow
i really don't think telling someone how to write a joke is any of your bismuth


^^^agreed he has no nobility in this matter
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